When I was young, I always wondered how the hell did that little town manage to outlaw dancing in Footloose, but after the last couple of years it doesn’t seem so far-fetched. I’m surrounded by people who think the preacher is the hero of the film and it’s just a matter of time……

When I see words like “framemogging,” “jestermaxxing,” or “aura farming,” I realize that this is the beginning of how we eventually end up speaking like Alex and his droogs from “A Clockwork Orange.”

Want to see just how bad it can get? Checkout Argentina’s The Dirty War that lasted from 1976-1984, all in the name of being “anti-communist.” Journalists, leftists, and political opponents are some that died or disappeared. Sound familiar? The picture below is from that war, but it could be ICE.

$50 worth of dog toys and her favorite is an empty Perrier bottle.

Fucking Texas. The headline could read “Ken Paxton Worships Satan and Often Involved in Child Sacrifice,” and it would still be “Talarico and Paxton Deadlocked at 48%.” Come on Texas! Sort yourself out!

You want to see the actual most creative, visually stunning, most unique film of 2025? Check out Dust Bunny. Marrying a child’s fable with a dark hitman drama, there’s simply nothing like it. A true original.

“Res ipsa loquitur”

Explains McConnell.

As he does every year to celebrate Juneteenth, Trump is seen here just after throwing an African-American male off of the top of the White House.

Has anyone told J.D. Vance this is on Prime?

Look in the dictionary for the word “cute” and this picture will be there.

At least we know now how the Statue of Liberty ended up here. Those goddamn dirty apes!

Just finished this. It’s a hell of a good book that finds the profound in the quotidian.

World. Say hello to my new little girl: Sophie.

As is my Mother’s Day tradition, I give thanks to the baddest mother (shut your mouth!). I’m talking about Shaft.

Lincoln’s last words “If only we had a ballroom in the White House this wouldn’t have happened!” It’s true—I read it on the internet.

“The only thing that consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.” Oscar Wilde

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain

How much room do you need for a bunch of printed-out tweets and a dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf?

This video does not do the Indianapolis turnout justice. Do you know how pissed off they have to be to get this many Hoosiers out?

Deport Stephen Miller now!

“She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and there was no imbecility, absolutely none, that she was not capable of swallowing if the party handed it out to her.” George Orwell, 1984

Things I would rather do than watch Melania: Roll naked on broken glass Stuck in an elevator with Jehovah Witness Beehive in my underwear Listen to Nicki Minaj Beets! Splinters under my nails Hang with Jesse Watters See MAGA people naked Nickleback Tiny Desk Cream corn through a straw Shingles!

To the good people of Minneapolis: you amaze and inspire me every day.

Sorry Bovino, but all this cosplaying of tough guy soldier won’t make that dick any bigger. Not a whit.

The Trump Administration will release The Rockford Files, The X-Files, The Dresden Files, Cold Case Files, The Odessa File,The Ipcress File, The Naked Gun ( From the Files of Police Squad!), The Jeffrey Dahmer Files, The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover, Forensic Files, but no Epstein Files.

Had to put my sweet boy to sleep today. I am brokenhearted but feel like I was lucky to know him for 13 years. Goodnight Humphrey. I will never forget you—good boy.

Trump’s dementia has gotten so bad that aides kept having to say “Mr. President. It’s not Venice. It’s Venezuela. Venice is in Italy, sir.” To which his response every single time was “Can we get Italian? I love Italian! Meatballs. Funny word, meeeettttbaallllllsssss. Meatballs!”

I love when some anonymous person comes on here and demands that Trump resign immediately. Tump hater here, but I always think “Ok ChunkyLover69. I’m sure President Dipshit is going to read this and think ‘You know, Chunk is right. I’m a horrible president and person. I should resign.’”