when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool
i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid
jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated
WOULD YOU RATHER. Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt OR Shower
oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me
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Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket
i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid
jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight
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those heated rivalry guys are very endearing. almost makes me want to watch the gay sex show
do you think paul mccartney and ringo starr know that people draw them having sex on the internet
bank robber #1: fuck the cops showed up.. did any of us manage to get anything. bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!! Jack Shit: hey guys
guy who watches gay porn critically : not a lot of women in this…
