some of us are just always feral.

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗@rockinginaugust.bsky.social · 15h ago

I'm not surprised that people flirt with me. I'm just goth enough that it makes people go feral. Honestly, they could do much better.

let's do some weird sex stuff.

you wanna bone?

Joel@agentjoel.bsky.social · 4d ago

( Not really sure what to do with that. Looking down. ) Whatever you say.

gay sex IS two dudes fuckin.

oh yeah duh! sorry, i was lost in your eyes.

Joel@agentjoel.bsky.social · 4d ago

Dude, gay sex is two dudes fuckin.

i think i could explain this to you better non verbally.

Joel@agentjoel.bsky.social · 4d ago

Wha?

that's easy i don't know what the fuck that is.

Feyran@feyranlavellan.bsky.social · 4d ago

How are so many of you so terrible at fusing with your voidsent?

what's gay sex? how can sex have a sexuality?

Joel@agentjoel.bsky.social · 4d ago

Pfft, yeah you do. That's, like, the one thing about gay sex probably.

i'm too fried for these advanced mind games.

artemis@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 4d ago

so you are blocking me?

fortunately for joel you don't have to be a sub to be a bottom...

i could never lie to the mother of my children!

artemis@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 4d ago

so that was a lie?

i could never block the mother of my children...

artemis@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 4d ago

Well hurry up!

now that's a good idea!

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 5d ago

We could just go get a drink then?

anti mains call like this to be BLOCKED

unguarded shampoo...

that's like, too philosophical for this shitty weather, man.

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 5d ago

And the difference is?

no, it's not magic, it's made by smart people in labs, not wizards.

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 5d ago

So it's magic?

oh you want the *science*? i can't tell you that! it'd be dangerous for the time space continuum or whatever if i blabbed technological secrets. also, i don't know.

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

I meant how does it not fall apart?

it doesn't hold it up it just deflects it away from me. the rain runs right off, see?

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

And how does that all hold up in the rain? [It should be noted Bilgewater considers cannons and the sail the height of technology.]

the light's not the only thing that's hard.

it's just solid light! but yeah, basically. it's connected to my digiwatch here so it'll follow me wherever i go.

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

So you're telling me you use a drawing to keep the rain off?

it's like um, a projection? they're not always tactile, sometimes it's just an image, but ours are like this.

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

What's a hologram?

damn. so you gotta hold up your holograms with your hands? that's kinda rough.

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

No? [She's just staring at it. Fascinated.]

look up. ( it's a flat transparent square hovering a foot or two above her head, you know, a hologram umbrella, hard light. ) you guys don't have these, maybe?

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

A what? She doesn't even know what that is.

no holobrella? in rainy season?

Quinn@demaciancorsair.bsky.social · 6d ago

It's the rainy season in Bilgewater. She is drenched.

urf video games are about ONE thing: jumping.

when the waitress asks me to pay for the food that i ate.