[🌴] i’ll be honest the bsky mobile app tends to freeze up and crash on my phone atm so on top of being semi-inactive, i’ve also been very slow with going through and following everyone back, and i am so sorry about this!! i promise i’m friendly 😭

Tis an important Postage that needst to get outte to “Mister Ant Tenna” !

CHUNKYE DUNK HYDRATINGE LIPPIE Be-est Lipbye Chonke with tis smackinge formulae. Slappe & crumblye at firste, butte bumblerest the more thou applyeth. Crunchinge beefth, the portable touxbe oft corne propelst and repelst for ease oft use and naught a producte ist wasted! A plop dumpe tour de force!

Okayest but doth HIS Bootye Bounce ?

By the way. Your like a wolf/fox hybrid. Just so you know

For no particulare reasonst I need mine Lamp Suit, Immediatelye

ANY “Mettaton” but THAT one

No no no NOT that one

No

He ist CLEARLYE talkinge about me, no?!

[🌴] hiiii my friends i went ahead and brought him on over here too

❧ METTAT♡N@mettatonofficial.bsky.social · last yr.

＊˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴄᴏʀᴩꜱᴇꜱ! Mettaton ♡ #UTRP

＊˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴄᴏʀᴩꜱᴇꜱ! Mettaton ♡ #UTRP

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