Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

this week has been one of the sleepiest in recorded history

so very ready for fall

we're all leaving work to get bagels today

welcome to melee twitter we have kiwifarms and woke kiwifarms

it is so hard to draw a dog

shortest possible yoshi interaction

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getting 9th at the arcadian is gonna hit like crazy 🔥

love me some storm

they made the dogs so fun in project m

phendrana = viaduct

the next tournament that underseeds me im gonna buy a bunch of crickets from the nearest pet store and unleash them on the venue

thank God theres no rule about dogs for pm like there is for basketball

i became a TO because i have a twisted sense of justice and no spine. the $40k salary and great dental is just a bonus

July

my latest sweets addiction is the entenmanns brookies. they make me feel like shit physically but I can't stop buying them everytime I go to the corner store

i don't think i can get away with not wearing a bra anymore

if you write "today" on your garage sale poster with no date I hope you know you're going to hell sorry I don't make the rules

the paycheck in three weeks is gonna hit 💯

goin to the store you guys want anything

congratz to ferocitii and jackie for winning RPM !!! thank you for coming everyone here's to 100 more!!!

alyosha@drowsemary.bsky.social · 4w ago

RPM #100

forgot i was posting the rpm top 8s.. heres a catchup thread to celebrate 100 💯👑