So we have had a fireworks trauma, a candiditis endopthalmitis (tldr - a nasty bit of infection), the mother of an autistic adult who is mean to her daughter, a patient who came in drunk and fell asleep in reception, and more fun stuff Yep, it’s a full moon

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So we are still seeing fireworks injuries. Today's special: Roman candle blew up in a kid's hand, so of course he dropped it - so the next ball hit him in the eye. Have I mentioned lately how much I don't care for fireworks? Also, the person who saw him before us gave him ... antibiotic drops

Eugene Levy's 'Well That's Not Good' in Schitt's Creek

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The over 600 Google Reviews for our office average 4.9 Our staff is great, we have good processes, we help people find answers which have eluded them for years We recently had a patient who posted a complaint, remarking we were "Just a 4.9 Review Machine" We're thinking of having buttons made

OP wants this Mamdani reaction to Dick Cheney's death to be used on other similar occasions. Can't argue with that.

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · 3w ago

Mustard, sliced tomatoes and onion

The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w ago

quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers

Sunday, I thought I had food poisoning. I've eaten dicey things all over the world, so I thought: How? It "came back" last night & different so I went in with a feeling it was something else Yep, it's a kidney stone I am a veteran, I grew up on a farm - I have a significant tolerance for pain.

Ron Swanson Screaming in Parks And Rec

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@onestpress.onestnetwork.com posted about FIFA attempting to confiscate and Lion & Sun prerevolutionary Iranian flag (which has been banned since 2022) from attendees at matches. She locked the feed - It did get out of hand with a lot of uninformed dog piling from people who did not understand ...

In today’s episode of “I didn’t know we had that!” We purge stuff we don’t need or now longer use every June, donate or give it away We found a these die cast Christmas figurines from the early 1900’s. Her Great Grandmother bought them for HER kids We thought we had given it to wife’s brother

It’s oddly foggy this morning We have some overly mature landscaping which we refreshed New hydrangea and dwarf magnolia The magnolia will be trained into a canopy over the hydrangea, which will take some years Really happy to see the hydrangea thriving with lots of blooms

#Dog Boone sheds quite a bit, so we have to do the floor daily OR Is he shedding so we will do the floor for him?

Someone updated the Wikipedia page for George Zoley, the President and founder of #GeoCorp, the company which runs #DelaneyHall, the “detention” center in the news lately. While this is a good start, there is so much more which can be done It is a publicly traded company.

Patient today wrote in their history "Allegic to animals and dust. I will still pet every animal I see, rashes and itchy eyes be damned." We get you.

Cleaning out an old instrument cabinet, found this box 20+ years ago, I invented an instrument - abet for an implant which is no longer made, by a company that no longer exists I just keep the box as I love the name and what we called it - the WIPPiT

Saw a mother as a patient today, brought her child with her. The child was screaming, and crying the entire time, clearly frustrating the mother. When the exam was over and mom got up to leave, the kid smiled, waved and said "Bye-bye" OK, cute .... or just passive aggressive?

a little girl is sitting in a chair with a suitcase in front of her and the words `` bye bye '' .

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We lived through having to clean out both our parents homes I have been informed we will not be doing this to our daughter, so I need to clean up the garage That includes the “parts bins” I have two of these which hold every spare screw or nail to ever come in the house Yes, it’s a dad thing

While Boone is currently “on restricted duty” - wearing a cone and on Trazadone, he’s not very active He he is from a few months ago We got a mat for the floor under his bowls He was initially a bit suspicious

Someone is not happy this morning We did the thing with Boone as he is now a year old - happy birthday He’s a bit out of it and confused

One of the staff shared what the patient wrote in their history, saying "Look, they wrote they wear bay-focals, yes BAY-focals" Me: "Perhaps he is a fisherman" This is why the staff love me - Dad jokes on the fly all day long.

Silver Alert: He looks lost Like he should have a little wrist band telling people who to call if they find him or a little fob with a button he can push to bring the nice men with the van to pick him up

James@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Directed by David Lynch:

We've had some nice weather of late, so people head out to the mountains and the beach. Not only do we have issues with the directs sunlight, but reflected light from water and snow We've seen a new case of solar retinopathy both this week and last week Please wear sunglasses which block UV light

Ugggh! I have yet to learn my lesson Next Friday the 13th, I will close the office We seem to be the only office that can see trauma or emergency eye cases today At least it's not a full moon as well

It’s a whetstone weekend The knives are out

Someone woke up realizing it was dinner time

I was just thinking this morning about how incredibly stupid this man is … “The sound of windmills cause cancer” is my all time favorite But here the guy just can’t help sticking his hand back into the woodchipper

Mike@mcgwh.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Narcissistic rage feat ahead of Tuesday’s State of the Union address. No paywall www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/b...

We did a 45 minute walkie We did some training It’s been a big day Lights out in the middle of the room

Who wears jeans to workout? It’s a miserably uncomfortable Have you ever gotten soaked while wearing jeans? It’s miserable and they’re a pain to take off - not to mention the chafing I’m starting to think he might be hiding something wrong with his legs

Boone, despite being an “only child” is being selfish with his toys He is not playing fetch while keeping another toy in his mouth

The staff have begun showing me post on TikTok from an account which appears to be two cartoonish aliens telling Dad Jokes Do you think they are trying to tell me something? The jokes are pretty good, BTW

I had become distracted from posting photos of - My photography - My pup Boone I see it as a good thing when my social media time takes a backseat to real life So here I am also breaking a rule and letting Boone have some morning quiet time with me on the couch - or he’s letting me …

Washington, like 4 other states (CO, HI, OR UT) is a mail ONLY ballot state - and has been so since 2011. Before that, all but one county has done mail only since 2005. Between 2004 and 2010 in Washington, there were SEVEN documented cases of vote-by-mail fraud. The concerns here are non-existent