Acts Derpy

@drpychatty.bsky.social

I TALK AND WRITE AND DRAW. NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY HERE.

A GOOD REMINDER TO CLEAN YOUR FANS, FOLKS. I'VE HAD THIS THING FOR A YEAR AND FORGOT JUST HOW DAMN GOOD IT IS AT THE FIRST SETTING UNTIL I SPENT 30 MINUTES CLEANING ITS BLADES AND COVER.

It's been months since I last posted here, but it doesn't hurt to post this here too.... 🚨 7 SLOTS OF EMMERGENCY #COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!! 🚨 DM open if you're interessed. for more context, pls read the comments! TLDR: things are tough here at home and I need money to pay my bills :c

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PICTURE THIS, I'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS TO FINALLY RECEIVE HOUSE OF LEAVES FROM A LOCAL BOOK STORE, AND FINALLY GET THE CALL THAT IT'S HERE. HEAD TO SAID STORE, WAIT 5 MINUTES FOR THE CASHIER TO SHOW UP, AND UPON CONFIRMATION OF BEING THE ONE WHO ORDERED THE BOOK, THEY PROCEED TO... FUCKING DROP IT.

i found a russian copy of the "Into the Pit" book (FNAF) and it called to me like the green goblin mask. it was just there. on the ground. beckoning to me and my desire of burning things. i shall perform the proper ritual, for all things return to ashes.

had a friend stay over so she can focus on her assignments, and as she left, she opened my tardis of medicine supplies, pulled out my nasal spray, and said "Can I keep this?" dear reader. I am sick and rely on that nasal spray. Let alone the idea of SHARING a USED nasal spray with someone else

the beautiful thing about the upcoming Discord ID verification system is we're finally witnessing what is essentially the internet equivalent to the burning of library Alexandria because losers needed to make servers instead of leaving info in easier places like openly accessible forums

it took 7 years but my trusty headphones have finally died. they survived travel to Italy, so at least they got to enjoy the sight of something that isn't this miserable pile I call Malta

finally watched zootopia 2 and it's so funny how pawbert has so much fanart when he's maybe relevant for 20 minutes in the entire film also literally never seen that beaver before but from the moment she started speaking i just kept thinking of Seanie Dew

look i try not to bite the hand that "feeds" me here but how the fuck is Bluesky as old as it is with basic social media features like the video player not even functioning properly half the time i could go on about how long it took for bookmarks, or DMs having no image/video options

thinking about the time i was going down an escalator in a hurry and it turned out to be the one that goes upwards, so i was awkwardly speedily running down the steps at 7 in the morning while an elderly couple on the opposite escalator stared me down