“These damn skateboarders are tearing up my lawn”
Trump blames vandals for dead grass on National Mall in same spot where he held July 4 celebration
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BBW (Blazers. Beers. Whiskey) everything I say is a parody. * Contains a bioengineered food ingredient*
“These damn skateboarders are tearing up my lawn”
Trump blames vandals for dead grass on National Mall in same spot where he held July 4 celebration
I’m 99% sure I’m developing trigger finger in my pinky from balancing my phone on it… but I can’t stay off my fucking phone.
Maybe I missed it but does The Bear open at like 11:30pm for dinner service?
I feel like no matter how much research I do, everything I buy is an expensive piece of shit. Thankful for warranties or I’d be going full Michael Douglas.
Falling Down: Michael Douglas Stands Up for Rights
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I don’t know if any of you guys are on Tik Tok but if you are, you should check out this Randy Johnson guy. Dude is genuinely the sweetest old dude. if he turns out to be AI or a terrible person i’ll probably kms. www.tiktok.com/@randy.johns...
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I didn’t win the Powerball which is a bummer because I’ve been shopping for RVs from Japan.
Would’ve loved Westbrook on the Blazers the last few seasons to mentor Scoot. I don’t think he’s gonna get what he needs from the current guards.
I wonder if this means Dundon can use Vegas as leverage now.
Mark Walter selling Lakers for record $12.5 billion to Josh Kushner, Bob Iger Walter owned the Lakers for 14 months and turned a cool $2.5 billion profit. Not bad work if you can get it. www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/mar...
I just started season 5 of the Bear and started thinking about how funny it would be if they made the final season a musical and didn’t tell anyone. People would be so pissed.
When I moved to Oregon in 2001 from a smallish town in SE Wa, my ex and I would ride the MAX from Hillsboro and later Beaverton to Lloyd Center just to eat at the food court and wander around. I’d ride the escalator and shout Jamba when passing Jamba Juice. rip
The Lloyd Center drew its final crowd Saturday, as thousands turned out to mark the closure of the Northeast Portland mall after more than 60 years in operation. https://www.kptv.com/2026/08/09/lloyd-center-closes-massive-sendoff-after-more-than-60-years-northeast-portland/
Got my kids running with a parachute so I can get that NIL money.
Strawberry Frosted or just recently the Fruity Pebbles donut from Sesame donuts.
What’s your favorite type of donut?
At 1:12 AM one of our smoke detectors decided it was time to tell us that it’s been in service for 10 years and it’s time to be replaced. Thanks.
I feel like. And maybe I’m not alone with this. But what if Mcmenamins added another exit or two out of their giant ass Edgefield parking field instead of bottle necking us into a single lane.