"Hic! FOOT FETISHES? IN -MY- KUPO SERVER? Kupo. SICK. You're all SICK!" And...he lets go of his lunch...
//Apologies for lack of anything on this silly. I'm mostly active on my main blog(s)
An ear twitches during one of his fender bender vomit blackouts whilst hugging a near emptied bottle between his fuzzy paws. There's a disturbance in the forest...
He makes little frustrated noises, flapping around in oblong circles. "Kupopo! You're the one tryin' to take away my silly juice! Hic! You wanna be mean, expect the same in return kupo!"
And in that moment, Maral understood Sid's desire to rip a moogle's pompom off. "You are particularly wretched, aren't you?" She scowled. "You won't get a gil from me. And I doubt anyone else would spare one. Not with that attitude."
"Dusk Mother can eat my pink fuzzy kupo! Hic! Now spare me some gil, bar wench. Daddy's gotta whet his whistle!"
Maral sighed heavily and shook her head. "Ridiculous little thing... How you've not drunk yourself to death, Dusk Mother only knows."
"Am not! Kupo! I can still hear myself think! Hic. Need more dizzy juice!"
"You are quite literally already inebriated." She folded her arms, watching as he bumbled about.
"AAAA! Hic! It's never enough, kupopo!" He's swatting and flying in all directions.
Maral attempted to catch the moogle in a basket. "I think you've had enough."
daddy needs more dizzy juice... kupopo... ☹️
Takes a drink the -second- the bullet fires off, ricocheting off of the can and diving into a nearby cactuar. "...Hic! The fuck was that kupo? ...Keep the damn noise down! I'm listening to my sic beats kupopopo!"
He borrowed a rifle from Irvine and is about a block away on the scope. "Oh... I can't wait to kill this guy..."
The best way to sum up Roche's idea of the rules of the road are the following images;
waving his paws in the air like he just dont care. "♪Hic! When I start drinking, kupo, my d does all my thinking huz want to be seen with me, hic! and I like their big thick tiddiez, kupo! D cups with extra filling take it out let me lick it quickly kupo♪"
"Yuffie suggested that I open a sanctuary for Nibel Bears orphaned by humans." There were many who were left orphaned by humans who hunted them for sport, but he was still undecided on the idea. After all, it hadn't gone well the last time he had interfered.
@angeloflight.bsky.social Drunkenly stares disrespectfully at pretty lady with cute baby bump. "...Kupo... Hic! Mommy milkers..." He takes a swig of his flask, "...I so would, kupopo!"
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