โ For your information, Iโm currently questioning my sexual orientation. Iโm unsure if I prefer the company of males, or females. โ Readjusting his glasses.
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@dstrangescience.bsky.social
๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ก๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ? Adult Mun + Minor Muse โ๏ธ Written by Ravi W.I.P
Waking back to his house with a box of car parts.
Wiping the sweat off his forehead.
โ I made a robot that screams! โ
โ Curse my bodyโs shortage of specific enzymes! I canโt consume dairy.. โ
โ How ethical is it for me to use sentient rats as test subject? Asking for a friend, of course! โ
โ How peculiar.. It seems as something, or someONE broke into my lab.. Whatโs even stranger is that nothing of value was stolen, or vandalized! Well, besides my prototype Time Machine. Perhaps this is sign from a higher being to cease work immediatelyโฆ Back to the drawing board, I suppose. โ
// Bisexual dilly, or gay Dilton.. Decisions, decisions..
โ Excellent question, Jones! The reason why itโs called a hamburger is quite simple, see. Itโs cause itโs named after Hamburg, Germany. In the 19th century Hamburg was famous for its hamburg steak- โ
๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ฒ |@grubheadjones.bsky.social ยท last wk.โ Why is it called a hamburger.. If thereโs no ham..? โ
โ Interesting perceptive, Mantle. โ Readjusting his glasses. โ Thatโs not important now! Iโve got to see Ze- Err, Link! Right away! โ
๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐@mantleofdarkness.bsky.social ยท last wk."No, the game's called the 'Legend of Zelda' - so his name is Zelda. Duh. Who knew Japan was so forward with gender roles."
โ First of all, that Zelda guy is named โLinkโ. Second of all, WHAT!? โ
๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐@mantleofdarkness.bsky.social ยท last wk."Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I get here early all the time!" He paused, distracted. "Wait! Video games. That Zelda guy from Nintendo. He's REAL!"
๐ฑ๐ข ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐! ๐ธ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐! ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐ขโ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐!