God creating roosters: “What if a bird was also a car alarm”

Turtwig, but without the turtle parts. He's just Wig now. #pokemon #turtwig #Pokemonart

Miniature Suicune. #pokemon #pokemonart #suicune

Raikou, but miniature. #pokemon #raikou

Entei, but miniature.

White Background jpeg Pikapedes as well, because apparently bluesky isn't handling the transparent backgrounds very well.

Pastable, printable, Pikapede PNGs. If you have no context for why I'm posting this, don't worry. Everything is fine. I promise.

I guess I am a professional shitposter now???

Where the FUCK does Chansey get the eggs???

People left so many horrified comments on Tall Charmander that TikTok offered me anti-bullying protection. I am satisfied with my impact on the internet.

Diglett, but quadrupedal. #pokemon #diglett #pokemonart

Will Bluesky even let me upload this

Anyway here's Browt with legs.

Knitting is just taking a string and then tangling it until it turns into a different object.

Somebody tell Luffy that he could make BANK doing mukbangs

I don't know why people try to count sheep to go to sleep. Whenever I try to count the sheep in my bedroom it's always zero.

Jigglyman.

Life hack: if your significant other flips you off, you can grab their finger and refuse to give it back.

People think that being multilingual means I'm smart, but really I'm just stupid in 4 languages.

This is what Gengar looked like when he was still alive.

Hello. Here is mew’s Pokédex art with a realistic face. Have a good day. #pokemon

My boyfriend said he got my nose, so I called him a bastard and told him I would dismantle his nose-trafficking business from the inside out.

I gave Golbat hands and feet.

Mr. Mime is just an adult man who should probably be arrested and I will die on this hill.

I erased the face off of Pikachu’s Pokédex art and drew a new one instead. #pokemon

Hi Bluesky. I drew a Haunter. Please let him know if his tie looks nice. He is trying to get a job in real estate. #pokemon

I erased the eyes off bulbasaur’s Pokédex art and drew new ones.

Me (8years old): When I grow up I’m going to eat whatever I want for breakfast. Me (in my thirties, eating cheez-its and ibuprofen for breakfast): This isn’t as cool as I thought it would be.

Just posting this panel of them because I like it. :)

Hello Bluesky. Here is my interpretation of Mega Starmie. Have a good day.