Layered version of the sheep sundae 🐑🍨 I like seeing each one "added" so I can imagine I'm watching them get messed up! #SammySheeptember
*daydreaming about dressing someone in a ridiculous outfit, tying them to a chair, and throwing pies at them until my arm gets tired* :) *daydreams that same thing but I’m eating a Caniac Combo while doing it* 😈😈😈🎉🎊💦👀😈
People always take “I’m into cartoons” as “I think Bugs Bunny is hot” when it’s more “I need someone to drop pianos on me over and over again until my brain stops having thoughts and I’m a drunk woozy mess”
How easily do you think all this pie is gonna come out of my wool? Thoroughly creamed for #SammySheeptember because I wouldn't have it any other way.
*plagued by visions of kinks so visceral that my eyelid is twitching and I’ve been breathing through my mouth exclusively for a hour* Next on our agenda is claim #9751392,
You should DM me the strange and maybe unhinged things you want to do to my characters, because there is a non-zero chance that I will want to have it done
Daydreaming about being more flirtatious in suit and it leading to more situations where cute toons are play smooching me (and sometimes More) but I keep putting the offer on the table like “maybe it would be OK if we showed each other our laughing places” My crotch is smooth, my moves are not
I remember there being a post that was along the lines of “is your fursona who you want to be or who you want to bang” and I think it’s important to remember Smacky is Extremely Both
Duino D. Duck@mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 4w agoHAPPY SKUNKTEMBER IT'S SMACKY TIME (🎨: @commissark.bsky.social, @tallowandsoot.bsky.social, @ricket.bsky.social, @illimearu.bsky.social)
OK you know the gag where someone's really hungry and they look over and their friend is a talking turkey leg? I wanna be the turkey leg in that situation but instead of hungry the person is REALLY smoochy
🦆: I should have big funny udders and a stuffed chest 🦊: heehee, ba-WOW, cow booba 🦆: MOOba 🦊: 🦆: my favorite genre of video game
Duino D. Duck@mainmandarin.leftfield.city · last mo.*after taking the longest hit off a weed pen you've ever seen* do you think my insurance covers surgery to turn me into a pooltoy cow
thinking about that scene in God of War 2018 where Kratos is retrieving his old weapon from underneath his house except it's me delicately unfolding a flag covering a box labeled "forcefem"
Smacky knocking on my door with two shopping bags full of fresh cream pies is one of my most reoccurring fantasies, and if you play your cards right, it could be one of your most reoccurring realities
It’s less a “sexual fantasy” and more a “screwball toon who’s all smiles presses their face against mine while pulling me into a broom closet and several minutes of wacky sound effects play while hearts fly out with such force the door is nearly ripped off its hinges”
I’m a bad guest but a good director
Ringer-er@mis.mmmatch.es · 2mo agoI try to be a good host and this is what happens??? 😤
My bits in the big show were kinda scuffed, which was a bummer. Then I got pulled aside and received glowing praise on my stage presence from a former dean of Ringling Brother’s Clown College who said “study up and you have a long career ahead of you. I see it.” I’m glowing like the freakin sun
*walking into the room wearing a lion’s pelt that says “I Asked For Help and People Were Super Enthusiastic To Give It”* hey
Duck Amuck@duckamuck.bsky.social · 2mo agoThere is a Devil named “Disliking Anything You Aren’t Good At Immediately” who lives inside my bones and I am grappling with him like I’m god damn Samson
This week so far has felt like a dream where I have to take a Chinese test I didn’t study for, but I had 20 years to study and just read the cover of the book over and over, but then sometimes the questions are randomly in English and people clap when I get that one right? I’m Good but I’m ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
*on hour 23 of being awake and misreading Embassy Suites as Messy Suites* STOP THE CAR
Getting everything you need out of some daydreaming and getting to delete the embarrassing, risky text you were about to hit Send on
🦆: OK what about… a toon plummets into the ground headfirst and gets stuck up to their shoulders, sticking straight up, and then someone comes along and mounts them sideways between their legs, null-to-null, 🧠: could we just maybe try being remotely interested in conventional sex 🦆: no
mad as hell because I keep seeing this video and catch myself drooling just a little bit at the suggestion
☆@nystre.bsky.social · 2mo agous crushing our stupid nulges together
Thank you all for letting me openly obsess about toony shapes and null spots. It will continue to happen and will be louder
The only things I've been able to think about lately are bullying pooltoys and rubbing null spots. Luckily- as @twerptoy.bsky.social helps me demonstrate- it's pretty easy to do both at once!! 🦆🥴💫🐰
I need null spot media like it’s a secret seventh food group. I will not be comfortable in my own body until I have a smooth, featureless curve between my legs. Find me the Sex Wizard I need to piss off so I can trick him into giving me the coolest curse ever
There’s a small cluster of folks I used to RP a lot with who were the first I ever shared Leftfield with. They loved it as much as I did, so I invited them to stay. Their characters live there. One I haven’t spoken to in years. Another told me six months ago he was done with furries. Feels… weird.