if you have long hair that you keep in a low bun you’re either a gay guy or you’re homeschooled
garfield “9/11” CAT bed
@duckenit.bsky.social
duck • they/them • 25 • 🇵🇸🇱🇧 • beloved poster, friend, lover, enemy • 🔞
lymphoma? more like. LympFOMO because I witsh I had some of that
coworker told me the only drinks he’s ever had in his life were water, chocolate milk, and strawberry lemonade
you should be reading through all of my posts through the lense of them being something I wanted to say to a customer
this was inspired by a customer I saw wearing a nirvana tshirt as he walked past me
garfield “9/11” CAT bed@duckenit.bsky.social · 2d agonormal looking nirvana tshirt
I’ve become obsessed with going to the farmers market lately which is honestly just an extension of my fondness for grocery stores
at what point after getting a promotion will I start to feel happy about it
I wish I was playing a video game instead of do my job
is it true that all boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider or is that some kind of urban legend
I feel like ive been offline for so long im honestly shocked that people on here still remember my posting
one of the worst things you can do in this life is become important at work
sorry I’ve been so offline guys I’m too busy working a job and doing chores
the NEW and UPDATED Goose Nation starter pack go.bsky.app/NeA8MX9
idk I think it’s fine to ghost someone after one date
I think I injure myself more often than not while using a cheese grater
I don’t want no hippie pad!!! I want a house just like mom and dad!!!!!!!