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"Hey!" She waves at you.

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a pixel art of a cat with the words hey dude * hypnotizes you * below it

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"Whath up?"

"I'm trying out thome break dancth moveth! What do you think?"

<-- 315 pounds of pure fuckin MEAT

"Since I missed #seductivesunday here's a pic of me and an old friend messin' around. If it don't please ya, I got an idea of what will."

Send me horny stuff if ya want :p

Daffy Duck@duckwithalisp.bsky.social · last yr.

Here's my Telegram because I'm bored. t.me/somestupidgu...

"Whath up?"

"..." She sighs... "...Anyone wanna make out?"

She does the coolest sickest bestest flip right in front of you.

She jumps onto your shoulder and whispers into your ear. "Gimme your money."

Shakes her big bootay.

"I have big booty syndrome. It's terminal."

Don't worry! She's playing dead!

"Hey! Wanna see me do a flip? Watch this!"

"Looking for something, love?~"

"IDEA! WHAT IF...I LICK YOU?"

#RP #MVRP #OPENRP { KIVOUACHIAN } < NAME: LUCY LACEMAKER > < AGE: ??? > < HEIGHT: 3'7 > < GENDER: FEMALE > "Kivouackians don't perish with time. Billions of years we've been about, and life's not worth much once all the rest is gone."

Don't do this! ...He might like it a little.

He's a bit busy on #thighthursday. This is the best you're gonna get.

"Woof~"