Dude it's me, your bate bro.
@dudeitsme.bsky.social
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Was so horny feral and insatiable at Dore that I forgot to take any pics or film myself doing anything. Luckily the guys at @batorbalm.bsky.social got these awesome shots. I’ll film a lot more content for Folsom 🤤🤤🤤 Thanks to them for the balm and @dudeitsme.bsky.social for the popper coaching
Stiff up those poppers bc I'm your alpha. Bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
My bf just described my dong as "flamingo pink"
Flamingos: Life In Color With David Attenborough
ALT: Flamingos: Life In Color With David Attenborough
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Call me menopause. Because I'm out of periodts.
Your dad's secret crush? Naw... I'm your cousin's favorite DILF.
The best sex you’ll ever have! Ready anytime you want it! #solosex #handsex #bator #gooner #gooning #handhumper #penispumper #pornosexual #losersex #goon #gooncaps
About to enter my DILF era. Are all ya'll ready?
My BF's BFF: That's a lot of money for prostitutes, though. My BF: But you've already accounted for it in your budget Me: 👀 😳
"We'll just call him your artwork because you painted him" - me. I said that.
Why are dudes on grindr like, "i didn't expect you to have a big dick!" Like do I give small dick energy?!
Oooh I can use it as a stand 😄
30 days left in my 30s... how tf did I get this far? 🤣
