New Statesman emails coming at me with some stunning exclusives
This is doing numbers over on Reddit and it's like "20 years ago I used to eat sausages and chips. Meanwhile, today Tesco had sold out of potatoes. Explain progress to me again (BIG THINKING FACE)"
Why does this pair of photos make it look like Chris Packham is about to tear this horse's head off
The Guardian are posting these weird articles that seem to be pushing an idea that the only appropriate way to be an adult is to just kind of Sit There, and it feels a bit sad to me
The hill I will die on: Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity | Stefan Stern
Wow, check out history's greatest monster over here
All right, I need to explain how my placemat is classist AND ableist. Buckle up.
Always gets me that Low is considered to be a bleak, crushing magnum opus of depression and alienation and it opens with a song that could be the theme to a 1970s sitcom about a vacuum cleaner salesman in Penge youtube.com/watch?v=WoDa...
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This is true - if thousands of years of human history has taught us one thing, it's that people do not like seeing hot people naked.
‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
Well this seems to be a gigantic waste of everyone's time share.google/uFKQSTV6MuEb...
Man makes 1,700-mile round journey to save rare phone box on Scottish island
William Arnold made 52 calls from the phone box part of a project to save phone lines in rural areas.
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I should not, for a second, have to know who this weird little dweeb is or care what he thinks about anything, and the fact that he has a larger audience than four sad old men in the function room of a flat-roofed bar is an indictment or our entire civil society
Charlie Downes, 25 year old campaigns director of Restore Britain, has been clear that he believes having white British ancestry & being Christian are necessary to be British. His exclusion of Jews from being fully/equally British will split the right, as should his exclusion of blacks & Asians
I got some expensive new running shoes and running is still exhausting and knackering?? I think I need to talk to the ECHR?
I assume this is 9 minutes 31 seconds of "No, seriously, why? Like... Why? Why?! What the fuck! Why?!"
"how can I make this cinema experience about *me*?"
Fan dresses as The Hulk to watch 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' 😂 🎥 Samsational31 | TikTok
ME: can you make sure you're eating carefully please? It'd be a shame to get any tomato sauce on your clothes. ELDEST: (thinks for a few seconds) no. But I *will* take off all of my clothes.
Looks like Scotland is the setting for the next Silent Hill game. Well known for its recurring themes of deep psychological trauma, blighted hellish urban settings and disturbing half-human threats, Scotland is- www.theguardian.com/games/2026/j...
Silent Hill Townfall: the series is coming to Scotland, but what fresh horrors will it bring?
An amnesiac loner arrives in a remote town for who knows what reason … this may sound familiar but this time we’re on a remote Scottish island and surprises lie in wait
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As someone who doesn't follow football at all, the entire footballing world being up in arms at someone being a mercenary cash-grabbing bastard is baffling. Like, we must not stain the sanctity of the Saudi Arabia World Cup Sponsored By Budweiser with filthy lucre!
'Every day Infantino remains in power is a fresh stain on an institution whose reputation is on the floor' www.theguardian.com/football/202...
I'm not the biggest fan of Beth Ditto's show on 6 Music but genuine respect for her managing to nail the pronunciations of Loughborough and Godalming in a single link
This is the UX equivalent of one of those Stewart Lee bits where it goes on for so long that it stops being funny and then keeps going until it's hysterical again social.panic.com/@cabel/11698...
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Attached: 1 video the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
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Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
Well, due to a Clouseau-like series of misadventures, I somehow managed this morning to fill my trainers with cat-piss-soaked litter. Like, to the *brim*.
When a field on a website that needs numerical input doesn't open the numberpad on your keyboard. You need to change one dang property! Have some pride!!
What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
When Playboy is being like "wow these weirdos are obsessed with women's bodies" you might have gone wrong somewhere
What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
I keep on banging on about this, but "Yeah sure AI is great at programming, but it's pointless for ME" is looking at things through the wrong end of the telescope. Everyone's got tiny dev team in their computer now to solve their every minor problem! That's useful for everyone!
This reminds me of Zero Day on Netflix, in which an emergency commission is set up in the hours after a devastating terrorist attack, and as the office is being set up, they wheel in a two-meter-wide custom-designed crest carved out of hardwood
New mad conspiracy theory just dropped. (Answers: It's a GCHQ building, and I presume black paint and doors are available at B&Q.)
Keep reading this as saying Ryan Gosling has just been announced as Black Panther, which would be *bold* casting
Marvel announces Ryan Gosling as Ghost Rider, a new Black Panther, and more
Facebook has decided that I'm a man passionately interested in professional Ethernet installation. My news feed is nothing but loving close-ups of people fitting RJ45 jacks, TikToks of cable organisation, heated arguments about cabinet setups. A deeply boring but oddly compelling world.