Duffel Blog’s Top 13 ideas for solving the Iran War

CENTCOM requested creative and unconventional proposals. It did not specify they had to be good.

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Americans begin thanking troops for future service

Retail workers say they’re just trying to get ahead of the next Middle East deployment

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DoD reclassifies sexual assault as 'flirting' under new policy

Pentagon says terminology change will immediately reduce reported incidents

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Fat Leonard releases sex tape as part of presidential pardon campaign

"At this point, the sex tape may be the least controversial part of his application," a Navy official said.

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Pentagon unveils technology to hide fat generals from Hegseth

New augmented reality system automatically renders senior officers “within standards”

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ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers

Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement”

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Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services

Defense secretary says New Testament contains “significant ideological drift”

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Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol

Airmen instructed to hunt bears, drink snake urine, and trust their immune systems

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Marines discover fire

Researchers say discovery marks greatest leap in Marine civilization since sharpened stick

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'You can’t fire me, I quit!' Gen. Donahue says as he rolls a joint

Former commander insists retirement was “already on my vision board”

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VA found dead in Capitol Hill parking lot in apparent suicide

Investigators recover note citing years of abuse, budget cuts, and demands to “do more with less”

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New ‘every Marine is a pilot’ ethos proves disastrous

Corps says replacing flight training with confidence has produced mixed results

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Opinion: Come on. You know why I was fired

Former Gen. Chris Donahue explains what happens when competence becomes politically disqualifying

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Trump announces conditional surrender to Iran

White House says agreement should not be confused with defeat, retreat, or “one of those bad Iran deals”

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Bolton’s mustache to be sentenced separately following guilty plea

Prosecutors say the facial hair remains “an ongoing national security concern”

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Pentagon warns US unable to fight two ceasefires simultaneously

Military leaders fear surprise ceasefire in Indo-Pacific could overstretch force

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Hegseth invites 1,776 strippers to Pentagon for America 250 celebration

Secretary says event will honor the nation’s founding while “boosting morale, lethality, and tips”

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Opinion: Nobody’s going home until the Reflecting Pool is clean

A D.C. National Guard first sergeant rallies the troops to tackle the most critical mission in the nation’s capital.

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Legally dead retiree still somehow first in pharmacy line

Active-duty officer unable to get ahead of man whose pulse has not exceeded 30 BPM since the Clinton administration.

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Pentagon insiders increasingly concerned about 'mission creep'

Officials say problem worsens every time Hegseth enters a room

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Hegseth unveils separate but equal branches of military service

Pentagon insists new force structure is based entirely on merit and several remarkable coincidences

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Graham Platner insists tattoo of Hitler choking naked woman is being misunderstood

Senate candidate says artwork merely reflects “traditional values”

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Opinion: Should I water my veteran?

A human resources professional explains the four major veteran hydration categories

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Hegseth says half-assed daily PT has solved military's most pressing problems

Defense secretary cites measurable increase in sweating across force

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Entire platoon killed by missile while conducting accountability formation after previous missile

Leaders reportedly determined standing shoulder-to-shoulder in the open was “the Army way”

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Admiral struggles to find day for change of command that ruins most sailors' plans

Navy officials say new planning model can identify the exact day most likely to ruin leave, maintenance, and morale

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Seven Marines dead after eating nicotine-infused crayons

Camp Lejeune officials say “Crayola Xtreme!” product line linked to riots and overdoses

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GOP to require all legislators be Navy SEALs

Officials cite growing demand for candidates who have kicked in at least one door

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Opinion: I am not the worst secretary of defense ever

Pete Hegseth says critics fail to appreciate his commitment to lethality, vibes, and unauthorized regime change

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Army criticized over Memorial Day recruiting specials

Officials defend enlistment incentives as “a meaningful way to honor the fallen through conversion metrics”

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