The bigger they are, the more they bleed!

Great, what am I supposed to use, harsh language?

Looks like San Francisco is a sanctuary for illegal aliens.

Damn, you’re ugly.

Now you see me, now you’re dead!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

Hello? McFly? (Back to the Future reference)

Heh, heh, heh… what a mess! (after an enemy explodes)

Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

I’m back in the U.S.S.R., baby! (referencing “Back In The U.S.S.R.” by the Beatles, upon entering the street on Red Ruckus)

You’re nothing but scrap metal!

Who wants white meat? Who wants it?

Guess again, freak show. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size-13 boot! (responding to a message from the Cycloid Emperor after defeating the Overlord)

Get back to work, you slacker! (upon seeing an office computer with Duke Nukem 3D on the screen)

That hurt you more than it hurt me.

Shut your hole!

I ain’t got time to bleed!

Yeah, piece of cake!

Pork – the other dead meat.

I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman! (buying cigarettes from a vending machine)

I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?

You’re nothing but scrap metal.

Die, you ape-hole!

What am I? A frog?

No disassembly required.

Arr, matey, someone’s gonna take a long walk off a short gangplank!

Monkey see, monkey die!

Pucker up, buttercup!

Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.

You’re an inspiration for birth control.