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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈

@dulcamarra.net

Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times. Fanartist, open science soldier, knitter, lemur, space and octopus enthusiast 🐙🌌 anticapitalist, rage posting in French

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3h ago

Rockband intensifies

A group Selfie with Gale, Astarion, Wyll and Shadowheart all in fancy outfits and different hairdos

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 4h ago

you are welcome, website

an email title reading: "Thank you for your interest in Astarion"

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 4h ago

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads:

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 6h ago

Anyway pant's done I really need a proper pattern next time I sew

My fabric laying in the dark because it's fucking boiling

My fabric being ironed because apparently I love to suffer

Another piece of fabric (pink with red parrots and toucans) in front of the sewing maching with the caption: "biggest part is done, pfew"

Pants worn in the mess of my bedroom (I washed my bedsheets)

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

Rockstarion

Astarion from BG3 without his curly hair and wearing a sharian dress, jewels and makeup

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

My rockband is going swimmingly so far

Gale with Umberlee hair, Shadowheart with Orin's hair, Astarion with no more curls, all heavily modded with jewels and makeup

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 15h ago

Probablement l'un des pire roman de Stivou King à mes yeux

Le Roi Stephen @leroistephen.bsky.social · 18h ago

Ouaf, ouaf, ouafouaf, woof ! (c'est l'été, laissez moi tranquille ! ) Cujo de #stephenking c'est maintenant dans vos oreilles ! 👂https://shows.acast.com/le-roi-stephen/episodes/le-roi-stephen-episode-79-cujo Un podcast @podcut.bsky.social

Le Roi Stephen @leroistephen.bsky.social · 18h ago

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

My rockband is going swimmingly so far

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

Rockstarion

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

Hehehe no regrets

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

Okay thank you @larianstudios.com I bought BG3 AGAIN on PC this time because I need MORE MODS (and another strat/builder game because that's what my PC is for)

my steam library with Baldur's Gate 3 and Civilization VI

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

Okay so killing Zevlor can happen Killing Barcus is fun I don't like Rolan and he died (after trying to spare him twice, but the moon maiden didn't agree with me) But ISOBEL??? And why non dark urge people kill Alfira????

Larian Studios@larianstudios.com · yesterday

Whether you chose violence or call it an accident, these NPCs found their demise in your playthroughs. Not sure what Volo did to you all to deserve this.

Images of Volo and Alfira with bar charts showing that the Story NPC that died the most was Zevlor (followed by Rolan, Isobel, Volo, Barcus, Alfira), the character most killed by Durge players is Isobel (followed by Zevlor, Alfira, Wulbren, Popper), and the most popular weapon of choice to face the Nether Brain is the Gontr Mael (followed by Balduran's Giantslayer Sword, The Staff of The Emperor, Gortash's Fabricated Arbalest, and Hellfire Hand Crossbow)
Of note, of everyone that killed Alfira only 48% was Dark Urge Players.

Suesu @suesu1302.bsky.social · 3d ago

#Astarion #AstarionFanArt #BaldurGate3 The Unanswered Prayer “I tried them all. None of them answered.”

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · yesterday

Okay thank you @larianstudios.com I bought BG3 AGAIN on PC this time because I need MORE MODS (and another strat/builder game because that's what my PC is for)

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

The Dark Urge episode 2: I love Dammon with all my heart and I don't know what to tell you at this point. I'm sorry for what I did to him, Zevlor and Karlach. #BG3 #DarkUrge

Panel 1: my dark urge character Viserion, visibly annoyed "Sam, why is there a tieffling horn in your backpack? I knowy ou love throwing dead bodies @ enemies but I specifically said NOT DAMMON"
Sam holding his bag: too bad, he's in the backpack with Barcus and the Squirrel now.

Panel 2:
Viserion holding an arm and a leg: Fine. I trade you these dismembered limbs from the Goblin camp for Dammon's body. Multiple limbs, multiple throws!"
Sam, shaking the arm's hand: SOLD!
Viserion: "I'm keeping Gale's hand though"

Panel 3: The Paladin, visibly tired and jaded, drinking a soda: "this is the most cursed pokemon card trade-off of all times."
The oathbreaker knight is standing next to her with a huge bucket of popcorn, cronching.
Panel 4:
Viserion, visibly happier "Whatever, it worked! Come, oathbreaker, let's give our boy a decent rest. If he fits in a backpack, he fits in a chest.

Panel 5, 6 and 7:
Meanwhile, on the "care bear" playthrough I'm running to compensate, my druid Nikolaos is hugging Dammon tight. "I Love you so much I'm so SORRY!"
Dammon, visibly surprised: "??? Who are you?"
Nikolaos, still holding him while presenting infernal iron: "Just a happy customer. Here, I brought you infernal iron."
Dammon blushing: "Uh, thanks?"
Dammon still blushing: "you... You need to let me go if you want me to work on your infernal iron."
Karlach, out of frame: "GO GET HIM SOLDIER!"

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

Go team!

My Baldur's Gate 3 dark urge team. Elf paladin, half elf warlock and duergar monk

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

The Dark Urge episode 2: I love Dammon with all my heart and I don't know what to tell you at this point. I'm sorry for what I did to him, Zevlor and Karlach. #BG3 #DarkUrge

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 2d ago

How about virtual mountaineering to fight a heat wave? And who better to watch than our national prodigy, Benjamin "the rocket" Védrines who almost died on K2, came back, climbed it in 10h59:59 and paraglided down? youtu.be/k_lv6-bKOHU?...

The North Face Presents: K2 Chasing Shadows

YouTube video by The North Face

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

Even Astarion is questioning our methods now. Angering Jaheira was scary but I decided to fully commit to the Dark Urge

My Baldur's Gate party standing on a pile of corpses from last light inn

Same pic but sitting in the pile, with Gale's hand highlighted in the forehround

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

Even Astarion is questioning our methods now. Angering Jaheira was scary but I decided to fully commit to the Dark Urge

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

Playing Baldur's Gate at night with friends and ice cream 🍦

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

Go team!

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

The Dark Urge episode 2: I love Dammon with all my heart and I don't know what to tell you at this point. I'm sorry for what I did to him, Zevlor and Karlach. #BG3 #DarkUrge

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

The face of someone who just annihilated a myconid colony threw duergars in the water despite having what they wanted

Viserion looking in the dark on the duergar ship

This little shit again I just love him okay

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 3d ago

The Dark Urge episode 2: I love Dammon with all my heart and I don't know what to tell you at this point. I'm sorry for what I did to him, Zevlor and Karlach. #BG3 #DarkUrge

No17inDminor @no17indminor.bsky.social · 11mo ago

La Liberté guidant les tieflings #bg3 #baldursgate3 #tiefling

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · last wk.

Expect some art spam in the next weeks of my BG3 Dark Urge campaign... I was expecting it to be tragic and dark but it's honestly the funniest way to play Baldur's Gate 3 so far. Meet my Dark Urge character, a little shit named Viserion.

My character, a blonde half elf occultist tries to veto killing Karlach. He is objected that if he kills her, he will get a cool warlock robe. "MURDER IT IS!" he says, joyfully, with a dagger in one hand and Eldritch Blast in his other hand.

My dark urge character, Viserion, biting on Gale's hand and carrying Karlach's head in a bag. I'm not proud of that one. (for Karlach. Gale deserved it)

summary of my latest run: my friend's character, a duergar, got in a fight with myconids and lost. He's been corrupted by the mushrooms and covered in spores. My other friend, a Paladin, is crying over her breaking of her oath 5mn after the Nautiloid crash. Meanwhile, my dark urge had sex with Minthara and is happy about it

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 4d ago

QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky This comicd exploded pretty much everywhere I posted it

A childish drawing of Wyll and Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3 drawn with crayons

Wyll looking at the drawing visibly moved: you made this for me?
Karlach: yes! And then my crayons melter

Katie 💜💫✨@wildmagickatie.bsky.social · 4d ago

QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! this Gale… 🙈

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 4d ago

Okay my next Dark Urge comics should be ready before our next Dark Urge session BUT I am so going to get shadow banned on Instagram 🥲

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 4d ago

I need more Baldur's Gate 3 fan accounts on my feed because I followed a lot of people thirsting after Gale because they make amazing art, but I don't like Gale (but their art is INSANE so I'm NOT complaining I just want more diversity in Faerûn).

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · 4d ago

I'm trying to counterbalance my Dark Urge comics with some cuteness so I'm googling Dammon for refs, and now I'm just staring at this like dlfbdkfvbkbv

Dammon from Baldur's gate 3, smiling like the cutie he is

Gareth Davies @spudonkey.bsky.social · 5d ago

"What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt."

An illustration of a crab being defended by their big brother. Boss encounter Mr. Krabs is in text implying a video game boss battle is about to occur.