(On the phone with my son who’s talking to his girlfriend) Son: are you okay? What’s wrong? Love you Me: Leave her alone she’s got the devil in her
Dumb Beezie
@dumbbeezie.bsky.social
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
I was once extremely depressed for 10 years and didn't think I'd live too long. I made it through with the help of my cat. She's gone now, but I never forget her. Today I give to cats shelters in different parts of the US. They save us.
It’s raining it’s pouring …not a man in sight snoring. Winning!
I think I might be the problem in my relationship with my printer
NEWS: France’s Epstein investigation is expanding, with prosecutors identifying multiple potential recruiters and at least 13 previously unknown victims as they trace his trafficking network across the country.
I just came up with a screenplay called Press Your Luck about a woman who figured out all the patterns of the Whammy and broke the game and won millions of dollars and they found her in the river
Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts
So we’re all watching Kimmel interview Talarico on YouTube to bring the most views the world has ever seen, right?
I asked AI if there’s a threat of AI destroying humanity and AI said if there’s a chance then it’s a good anough reason to stop doing it
It's a scandal that the president of the United States is out of his damn mind. It's also a scandal that major news media aren't telling you that, loudly and often.
My coworker tried to get passive aggressive with me today but I’m fully aggressive
she’s a clarity late at night and a mystery again in the morning
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation. It's that simple.
MOST AMERICANS DON'T WANT AN IMPEACHMENT. THEY WANT HIM AND HIS ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION CHARGED WITH TREASON‼️
If I pitch in $5 and everyone else pitches in $5 then I can stay home and shitpost all day