Sam
@dumbdiaperdog.bsky.social
33, PhD (pretty huge diaper), furry, etc. They/them? 18+ only. Some Bay Area dog's secret shame account. Horny for hypnosis that makes me horny for ABDL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes I get messages from people saying that the videos and etc I post are really hot 😵💫 And, uhm... I like the idea that I'm diaper porn. Which is all to say: any requests? I won't make blind promises or fix a timeframe, but if there's anything you want to see, I might enjoy doing it, woof,
Dreamt I was in the bathroom at a pizza parlor, trying to pee in a bizarre, ramshackle toilet whose exposed waterworks (some tube violently spraying into a funnel beside the main bowl) misted my crotch. Woke up in the nick of time: my sheets were spared, but my undies had a big wet spot 😓
You can thank @pupfounder.bsky.social and @dumbdiaperdog.bsky.social for making me want to hump a very soaked diaper this morning 😵💫😵💫😵💫 #abdl #fursuit
Do you ever sit down on the soaked stuffer in your megamax and mumble "oh my god" around your pacifier?
Puppy!! Do you really think so? 🥺 — Come play! I have toys! 🐶 Woof!
[Rubbing my soaked diapers] It's just one of those kinds of days 😵💫
(tw*tter repost, December 2021) "try a booster sometime," they say, omitting the "but be careful it doesn't ruin every other kind of sex for you" part
There's only one proper way to pay respects after this little guy keeps you cozy for 8 hours (tw*tter repost, September 2021)
TMI horny/cringe text, sorry, gross body functions mention, you have been warned: Getting a semi and leaking pre, repeatedly, during a long douching to try to do butt stuff. It's slightly crampy and there keeps being more to push out!! 😓 *Whimpering* It keeps happening EVERY rinse—the chub, awrfgh!
Announcing loudly to your caregiver that you're filling your diaper, call that a Push Notification.
HVAC technician came here before 8am, I hadn't had the time to properly enjoy my overnight diaper, so... Incredibly discreet, right?
Wearing padding for the first time in weeks, and while you're at it donning a onesie, and oh, where's your pacifier,
Started an SSRI a while back, and it's doing whack things to my libido. I will go a week, effortlessly, with maybe 3.5 horny thoughts the whole time, and then I will be slammed with the realization that I am a pent up pervert. But I'm so *at peace* about whether I will do something about it. Idk.
It doesn't have to *mean* anything. If you want to wear a diaper, you can! You can just do it! ... Although, other people are going to think someone who wears diapers is a big BABY
Pretty unfair the way routine STI screenings are like "make sure you drink plenty of water for the blood draw" and also "don't pee for 2 hours before the urine sample," ugh, UGH, UGH!!!!
(video from February) Ok, but it was so hard to come up with and then remember all of the words, and it was only something I did because??? diapers, I swear, and—
[cw: diaper messing] Minimally cut footage. I had promised someone I wouldn't 💦. I didn't. Instead, long scenes of grinding and humping and— 😵💫
On the one hand, I only get every so often to actually act out anything babybrained, which is kind of, you know, wahhh... On the other hand, because I then, effectively, sort of have to schedule it... it leads to weird thoughts 😖 Like, uhm. "I'm really looking forward to POOPING MYSELF tomorrow!"
What's happening to my stars!? Arf!? 📷: @oolong.babfurs.social
Wow, guess you really liked this one, huh? Fun fact, the file was inspired by a @bottlebear.bsky.social piece! With the commissioner's permission he drew this awesome alt for the file! Here's the link. I added a short story inspired by Manor's original pic too! subscribestar.adult/posts/1127792
[cw: diaper messing] Mr. Buzzy is a crutch: 🌀 audio playing under the fursuit head, need to train myself to 💦 (2:20) just from humping my ... *whimper* — from PUSHING (0:40) and then humping my HEAVY, LOADED DIAPERS
I'm so diaper-brained, a friend convinced me to buy a case... these are really cute 😖
