In a poorly-lit sub-basement, a trader offers you an enchanted pine breastplate (+5 vs AINA).

You swing at the LOCKIG with your flathead screwdriver. It takes 9 pine damage.

You are in the Bathroom department. You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 GÄLL (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded.

At the Returns & Exchanges counter, you identify a cursed hex wrench (allows you to cast Transmute Hex Wrench to Shrimp Sandwich once/encounter).

In the Bedroom department, a trader offers you an enchanted Posidriv screwdriver (allows you to cast Disassemble INGMARIE once/shopping trip).

There is a FYLLIG here. >EXAMINE FYLLIG It is motionless. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 66 HP remaining.

You swing at the IRJA with your measuring tape. The IRJA takes 6 damage and is poisoned!

STATUS EFFECT: Relaxed All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.

CHARACTER SHEET Class: CEO Level: 6 HP: 25 Special Ability: Immune to Impulse Purchases

In the Restaurant, you discover an enchanted unassembled KRUSNING (+6 to Interior Design skill).

>NEW GAME Restaurant of the Garden Furnitures You are a level 1 Millennial. You have 4HP. You are in the car park.

You swing at the ALSLEV with your hammer. It takes 4 MDF damage.

>INVENTORY You are carrying: measuring tape a cinnamon bun (3)

You are at the check-outs. You eat a kids breakfast - it was off! Lose 1 HP! You feel nauseated.

The DOMSJÖ attacks! You take 8 pine damage.

There is a 4x4 EXPEDIT here. >EXAMINE 4x4 EXPEDIT It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.

There is a KLIMPEN here. >EXAMINE KLIMPEN It is made of beech. It looks angry. It has 79 HP remaining.

>Cast Disassemble FÖRVÄNTAD. Your spell fails! You don't have a flathead screwdriver!

You are in the Bathroom department. You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND.

You are in the Restaurant. You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID!

You are in the Food Market. You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN.

You swing at the BYGEL with your Posidriv screwdriver. It takes 2 hex damage.

>NEW GAME Curse of the Mattress Overlord You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.

The KUNSKAP attacks! You take 8 rotational damage.

You are in the Bathroom department. Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES.

>Cast Disassemble KVOT. Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench!

In the Kitchens department, a trader offers you a magical Daim bar (+5 to Disassembly skill).

You are in the Bedroom department. There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence.

>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!

The BAKELSE performs an attack! You are immobilised!