Durmad
@durmad.bsky.social
Rabid animal All photos I post are mine. Expect ED-related posting intermittently
Today, I started my day with an exploded knee. That was neat. He got a fat dose of ketamine and other narcs, since he earned it. Despite having boomer opinions about the younger generations, he started to go off about how he hates republicans and Trump. I will never forget him, for many reasons
Didn't plan this out just wanted to draw something for fun
So we're watching this 3wk old baby for a pt while she's at CT. One of the rad techs come by, coos over the baby, and says "Ohhh! My ovaries!"
The other day was so, so bad that L&D bought us a pizza (they're our rivals) I guess two simulatenous codes and four rapid responses in an hour is a lot
We had a patient today who our doctor surmised (to their face) as: "You are the worst [behaved] patient I have ever taken care of in my 20 years of practice" And yeah, after having to stabilize and care for them, I believe that
Did you know you can buy 5lbs tubs of mascarpone? I uh, may have made a lot of tiramisu
Just walked in to a doc losing his mind. He was eating cake like it was dip with tortilla chips I'm scared.
The other day, a person came in with their catheter tubing to their leg bag had came out. So, they wrapped a pencil in aluminum foil and shoved it in the open end to stop the leakage. Don't do that.
Look up in the sky! It's a plane! It's a fursuit! IT'S A PLANE FURSUIT?!?✈️ Strafe is one of the COOLEST suits we've ever made!💥He's an F-14 Tomcat jet with glowing eyes, muscle padding, big wings, tons of minky details, plush engines, AND detachable missiles! 🤯 #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furryfandom
Visitors to the feeders today #birds #birdsky #birdphotography #nature #photography #wildlifephotography
Marble cake w/ strawberry buttercream. I suck at piping ganache (for now) #baking #cakes #food #photography
200mm f5.6 reflex lens vs 200mm f2.8. Fun toy to mess with bokeh (and kill contrast) #furry #fursuit #photography
PSA: The urine sample cup lid has a sticker that says "DO NOT REMOVE, SHARP NEEDLE" Listen to the sticker. Do not remove it and stick your pecker down there.
I made cake lasagna from the cut offs and leftover buttercream/ganache. As an affront to God.
The other day a person was in the waiting room loudly listening to music when they sat down. Before security could approach them and tell them to cut it out, he seemed to have clicked on a video that loudly opened with "THE REASON I HAVE PREMATURE EJACULATION IS-" He turned it down all by himself
