*what, is my "ragebait" getting to you? *personally, i'm havin' a skele-ton of fun.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇❗@daredeviledition.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"You're picking your non-existent nose where it doesn't belong, Skeleton."

*maybe i would, maybe i wouldn't. *how would you be able to know?

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇❗@daredeviledition.bsky.social · 6mo ago

". . ." "Wouldn't you like to know?"

*if your power is your power, then what are you without it?

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇❗@daredeviledition.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"OH, NO NO NO... CAP LOCKS AREN'T MY POWER, MY FRIEND." "Mario's got something much greater."

*no.

Kris (Hippo)@skiptochap5.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Too late. They’re still going.

*no.

Kris (Hippo)@skiptochap5.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Too late. They’re still going.

*how about no.

Kris (Hippo)@skiptochap5.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy…. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy… Crazy? I was crazy once.”

*yeah

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇❗@daredeviledition.bsky.social · 6mo ago

*if caps lock is your power, then what are you without it?

*if caps lock is your power, then what are you without it?

*lol. lmao, even.

I MIƧƧ ƬΉΣ QЦIΣƬ!@soullessonic.bsky.social · 6mo ago

You can tell Alan genuinely thinks he deserves to live

*close enough. *uh... *i'm here to. i don't know, judge you or something? being in-character is difficult. [*And you will never know if that was a 4th wall breaking joke or not.]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃❗@fastesthedgehog.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"...ok, well. Wasn't a perfect cosplay. The man himself came up to me and criticized it." "Also, what brings you here?"

*yeah, who would've guessed that cosplaying perfectly as this evil entity cosplaying as you who's traumatizing everybody would get you punched in the face and more. *also, mayhaps.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃❗@fastesthedgehog.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"I just thought it'd be funny! Y'know, me mimicking this demon who already mimicks me and making fun of it, so-" "...wait, Sans?"

*i can tell y'didn't. [*Is that Sans from Undertale]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃❗@fastesthedgehog.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"I did not think this through..."

*er

*a singular day, calm down.

{ TᕼE ᑭᒪᑌᑕKY ᗩᖇᗰᗩᗪIᒪᒪO }@hardbitten-vessel.bsky.social · 7mo ago

[🔺] `` ᕼOᗯ ᒪOᑎG ᕼᗩᐯE I ᗷEEᑎ ᖴᑌᑕKIᑎG GOᑎE ᗪᑌᗪE. `` [🔻]

*17 days, and a flawless kill and death count? *'ey, writer. *y'sure i'm actually here?

*go ahead. do my writer's work for 'em.

chris yeah go ahead fucking kill "dust." if you want (or just try) i am unhappy with the current death count. /hj

*𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙏 𝙎𝙊 𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙉𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙎?@dustcoveredvessel.bsky.social · 7mo ago

*17 days, and a flawless kill and death count? *'ey, writer. *y'sure i'm actually here?

*17 days, and a flawless kill and death count? *'ey, writer. *y'sure i'm actually here?

*th' only one i know has tried to murder me on several occasions. *not a great first impression, y'know?

𖤐 𓏵 ❞𝙆𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙀❞ 𓏵 𖤐@v0idgenesis.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Judging people by looks? How low!

*one too many bloody-eyed hedgehogs for my liking.

[*Staring at the TL with the most uncaring expression imaginable.]

a pixel art drawing of sans from undertale wearing a blue sweater and pants .

ALT: a pixel art drawing of sans from undertale wearing a blue sweater and pants .

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*man, today is such a good day! it'd be a shame if somebody ruined it right now!

*man, today is such a good day! it'd be a shame if somebody ruined it right now!

*oh, and i think that's enough social media for today.

{ TᕼE ᑭᒪᑌᑕKY ᗩᖇᗰᗩᗪIᒪᒪO }@hardbitten-vessel.bsky.social · 7mo ago

*we're proud of you undyne

*shit

{*OPEN INT.} [*READER would be... minding their own business.] [*Then, a bone randomly hit them in the back.] *hey. over here. [*When READER turns around, "dust." is just.. standing there, not too far away.]