Dear diary, I've found a place here that sells the croissant onahole i can have the croisussy and I'm really not sure how to feel about that sentence
Dutchah 🧪 Mad scientist Vtuber
@dutchah.bsky.social
He/him 🇳🇱 Part-time streamer, full-time mad scientist and old man. Amateur vocalist (AKA demon noise maker) http://twitch.tv/dutchah 3D: @unagiagi.bsky.social PFP: @graysodacan.bsky.social https://www.twitch.tv/dutchah
If you need a phone for your elderly relative and you buy a Samsung but shove support duties onto someone else, just know that I fucking hate you
Since I've been really getting into poker the last few months... Chat, should I?
He passed last night, like 3 hours after this. At least it was quick.
Just got told grandpa is gonna pass somewhere in the next few days. Cried for about 15 seconds and then went on with what I was doing Feels weird but hey, them's the breaks.
Just got told grandpa is gonna pass somewhere in the next few days. Cried for about 15 seconds and then went on with what I was doing Feels weird but hey, them's the breaks.
Never let it be said that my friends have shame
Bao's beautiful quote rubbed off on me :3
I really need to stop shuffling my entire music library because I keep going from stuff like the Beach Boys to Municipal Waste to Thomas Dolby to Shadow of Intent and Jamiroquai and I'm afraid I'm giving myself the weirdest whiplash.
Dragon Appreciation day so pats and snacks for @azzyderg.bsky.social. It'll be a nice change of pace from what I usually give him.
Uncomfortable, uncompromising and astonishingly effective. Brimming with atmosphere, very pointed use of music and an absolute powerhouse of a performance by Jake Gyllenhaal. Watch this. Period.
Slight tech issues, we're over at www.twitch.tv/diasbarbas
DiasBarbas - Twitch
The Rectalspective 2025 is here with @dutchah
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Going over Defector's list of things that were stuck in people's holes! What better way to finish Christmas, am I right? www.twitch.tv/dutchah
Going over Defector's list of things that were stuck in people's holes! What better way to finish Christmas, am I right? www.twitch.tv/dutchah
At 7 PM tonight, Dias and I will be going over Defector's list of things what were recovered from people's holes! There will be laughing. There will be cringing. There will be joy. It'll be a doozy. www.twitch.tv/dutchah
Time for zombies and horses. Not zombie horses tho. That would be weird. www.twitch.tv/dutchah
More of the adventures of John 'Curse This Lockjaw' Marston with Red Dead Redemption! www.twitch.tv/dutchah
Time to skin animals, shoot randos and play poker and just occasionally do me job with more Red Dead Redemption! www.twitch.tv/dutchah
Account suspended for suspicious third party activity and it takes these guys a week to send a password reset link. Outstanding.
I'm slowly starting to come to the realization that (with depressingly few exceptions) my friends don't actually care about the things I make and my streams. Which is exactly as fun as it sounds, in case you're wondering.
🧪Skedoolie!🧪 More of Dirk's adventures, another attempt at Kingdoom Hearts, going where it's better, down where it's wetter and building a big ol box of Lego on stream!