duxsilvae.bsky.social

@duxsilvae.bsky.social

Do not let me detain you.

my friends and I were looking at potential kayaking trips to go on next year and someone found a 10 day guided tour along the East coast of Greenland where you go between icebergs and stuff?? obviously we're not doing that one but it would be so cool

a fun thing about the neighbourhood where i live is that every so often someone locks themselves out but instead of calling locksmiths everyone keeps their back doors unlocked and then climbs into their back yard areas over their neighbours' roofs

occasionally I go do an additional swordfighting session with some people from the club I'm in, usually on Sunday morning in a park somewhere in town. The last couple of weeks however they have been like "let's start at 9am" and idk who those people are who think that's a sensible hour

"let people wear what they want" i repeat in my head as a mantra when i cycle through town and notice knee-height tan-coloured cowboy boots under low-rise jean shorts or short skirts is apparently a fashion trend again

it's obviously more infuriating than funny but imagine being american in 2026, you have to use a gambling app to bet on what country the president will randomly attack next because it's the only way to pay the hospital bills for treating the horrible diarrhea you got from eating some lettuce