Sometimes you have to settle for the Whole Foods hot bar, and that's okay.

Almost twenty years later and this song still goes hard.

People be like, "why are you so weird?" And I'm all, "I don't know. Maybe because I watched DUCKMAN when I was far too young to understand it."

I got the Tour de Flu.

Apparently these are by an artist who goes by the name Invader.

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There are random arcade glyphs scattered around Paris.

Amsterdam had a great selection of non-alcoholic beer.

I’m returning to the US as a full-blown croissant lover.

Amsterdam also has a lot of dudebros too. They drive around the streets in loud vehicles blaring Dutch rap.

Another small thing I don’t like about Amsterdam is the cigarette smoking. A young woman near us at a bar smoked like 10 cigs in 2 hours. But I can understand why they allow it considering Amsterdam’s vibe.

I’ve been in Amsterdam for two days and I can really hear my own American accent now.

Automobile drivers here are not total cunts!

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Amsterdam is cool AF, y’all.

Amsterdam is cool AF, y’all.

These Egyptian geese are like “give me bread, primate!”

My favorite statistic about the Netherlands.

Amsterdam has so many bikes and almost zero helmets.

There are random arcade glyphs scattered around Paris.

I just took an Uber ride through Paris that was better than any roller coaster I’ve ever been on!

So many Yankees hats in Paris.

If you google “Jimothy” you don’t get any AI bullshit, you get an animated Jimothy walking across the screen. That’s cool as hell.

Yesterday, I was mere feet from today’s Tour de France stage winner, Richard Carapaz!

I’m watching the French broadcast of PAW PATROL at my hotel on Alp d’Huez hoping this’ll help me pick up on the language.

I got to see the team buses today and a lot of the riders!

They still play music videos on French television. So that’s pretty cool. I’m being introduced to a lot of new artists, and I just heard a song by Justice, who I saw perform last year.

I’m watching French television and saw an ad for the 1994 film UN INDIEN DANS LA VILLE. I thought it looked a lot like JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE starring Tim Allen. Well, it turns out the latter is the American remake of the former. 🤯

The view from our hotel room in Annecy.

I’m in Paris for the first time. This airport is absolutely insane. Next stop is Geneva, and then to Annecy for Le Tour De France!

I’ve been watching BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD lately and it has me wondering: when did we stop saying “schlong?”