sentient bottles be like "I wanna be drunk when I wake up"

really enjoy this show but I was just reminded how silly it is. This is sword boy. In the scene where he's really introduced he cuts through a giant sword and then a really sturdy door cos his sword is special. He then regularly locks blades w ppl. And NEVER cuts anyone

2 for 2 on my first runs of slay the spire :D I reallyyyy wasn't sure I'd cope without the auto heal but YA BOY IS BIG BRAIN. Maybe good rng too but I don't think that does much if you're playing badly

black clover would be so peak if one third of the characters weren't the most annoying fuckers alive. like the plot and world are cool, and all the new characters they introduce are way more chill? but then we cut back to "freak #3" and I'm reminded what show this this

she's into slay the spire so I finally got myself to play it... I think I'm into slay the spire now :3 ts fun :3 I'm so mad I'm too sleepy for a second run

I hate when I plan to game all day and then go to and realise I don't actually wanna. rn it happened cos my headphones r dead but I don't think I would have lasted long anyway 😔😤

rewatching some black clover to get into the new stuff and I forgot the characters looked so... so... idk. why they kinda yassified? everyone is SO nosed, I never notice anime noses, I can't stop noticing black clover noses

took painkiller more pain. hey that's actually not how that's..

being tolerant makes me so happy. In a store and someone's busy and I just 🙂 there patiently. Burger shop guys forgot my chips the other day so I went back n they were all "oh no! sorry sorry! we'll do it now!" and I'm just "s'all good man 🙂 gimme chips and we move on 🙂" idk it just feels nice

nvm Florida woman wins election by 50.67%, that's more what I expect from u, crazy swamp land at least they voted in a woman, that feels progressive for Florida! (nah that was actually pretty close dayum)

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live election maps are so wild, wdym Florida is more democrat rn? Florida??? that's wild

oooooo TEXAS is that blue? now that's cool, keep it up guys watching this like a sports event but my bet is like the state of global society going forward

live election maps are so wild, wdym Florida is more democrat rn? Florida??? that's wild

I just tried to spell heirloom "airloom" and started throwing random e's in there to see if it helped 😭 aireloom? 🤔🤔 no... 😭😭😭😭

hey so can we just not. like I don't need to know this is possible I hope this is fake clickbait drama but I don't have the patience to find out rn

o the Americans opened the polls. I feel like some notable history will happen today o.o I feel like either it's really blue and some stuff happens, or it's suspiciously reallyyyyyy red in a way that makes far more stuff happen

starting a new anime while the shop under me is open, wish me luck and mercy and no loud anime girl moaning

why can you filter the crunchyroll upload calendar to only show English dubbed things, but not the app? at no point have I watched a sub on u, stop it, stop annoying me. "oh that looks cool- sub only >:/"

imagine if we could transmit temperature like electricity... I know you kinda can but like, long distance? Arctic winter air being soaked up and piped to a heatwave on the other side of the world I feel like its at best impractical and at worst impossible, but people couldnt imagine wifi so...

Edgar wright continues to be based

constant urge to stim + aching body 24/7. my latest obsessive compulsion is massaging myself but HOLYYY it feels good and then stops feeling better pretty soon after but occasionally rly rly helps and aaaaa

being poly is so annoying cos I see 2 anime girls being horny for one generic mc and I can't even really be mad at the situation. (like when they're friends not a "pick me!" "no pick me!" type beat)

I cast beam jail on the energy drummer 🧙

"going out to talk to girls" feels creepy to me but I just realised I only ever "go out and hope girls talk to me" so yk maybe I should worry less and do it more brb loitering romantically and all dramatic and whistfull til my true love appears

if they did 9/11 on 7/11 do u think it would have irreparably destroyed the brand or would that be recoverable? I mean porsche pronounce their car as 9-11... Corona beer seemingly still exists... but the aids weightloss candy got killed? it's curious where the line is socially

I think "super intelligence" doesn't properly represent the digital aspect of the term, so I propose "super technical intelligence" STI will be an unignorable part of your life, get used to it.

what about pickup openers where u just dont "hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?" "idk..?" "...a lot probably..." like is the stupid or hilarious or both

unfair dnd campaign where players die fast but one of them secretly has return by death. the player changes for equal advantage, same as the respawn point.

sometimes sloth claims me. like yk yeah I can survive without dinner, I can just pass out. it's fine. I'll live. I'll eat more tomorrow

meant to take someone with me to a gig this weekend but ive hit a really depressive patch and I'm so exhausted at the thought of hanging out with someone ngl... it's pure fake brain news cos I know I have fun with her but rn it just sounds bad. I don't wanna be a person. I wanna go see band.

migraine hangovers are so fucking dumb like wdym the head pain stopped so one of the side effects is head pain? that's dumb enough but also my neck is stiff? and I have a tummy ache? and I'm really fucking dumb? and I can be either depressed or euphoric? what? w h a t