Blink blink. Innocent munching in food.
" . . . Who let you in here?"
Well alright. If he needs help, just call him or something?
Nah. Just leave him there. He’s a very tired rock.
Does... Does he need help getting back up?
That might be Rocky. He might be a bit tired. He might have tumbled a little.
Well that's good! Thoughts are meant to be thunk. He thinks thoughts, too. It's a great way to pass time.
Thinking .. thoughts.
Ahem. Gentle shaking. . Slightly more aggressive shaking.
Resting on a sweet, soft bed of moss…. Will anyone dare to wake this hobbit?
. Did he try to pick him up? Usually he's off doing other things.
OH! He make joke after trying to pick Rocky up.
Really? He looks pretty stone faced to him.
<—Universes worst poker player. His tell is awful.
//look away from Bofur's sudden death
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Welp. R.I.P. Bofur. You will be missed, you silly dwarf.
“AAAAARGH!!” But Gollum will not be deterred! He goes in for the kill.
Well that doesn't sound right. Only one I know who's ever wooed an elf is Kili. And I dunno who's been wooing a hobbit.
Well, there's you, two young ones who've wooed the young women under the employment of the Mirkwood king, and the one who flirts with a hobbit.
"I don't have anything!" FLAILING! OW! STOP BITING HIM??? SHOVING A RANDOM RAG AT THE FIEND!
“GIVE US THE PRECIOUS!! GIVE US THE PRECIOUS!!!”
What is that scurrying? A friend? "Well hello th-" SCREAMING AND THRASHING FOR HIS LIFE???
@dwarvishtoymaker.bsky.social “What has its gots…?!” Gollum hisses maniacally, lunging for the dwarf in a full tackle, biting and kicking every which way.