Be honest do you think my cat and I are codependent (google says he'll forgive me but I'm not convinced)
Ada!
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If your version of girlhood was bringing other girls down and laughing about it with your friends, I don't think we experienced it the same way at all..
again and again and again and again and again and
nobody cares dude give us private accounts
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Just the sound of another airplane taking off spiked my anxiety to 1000000% holy shit I forgot how scary this is.. this is unnatural. we aren't supposed to be up there man
Rosalina has so many cool costumes in Mario Kart World! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The trick is to make your promosky three days before or after the blow up so that people aren't so overloaded by them they just skim past it
I feel like it's perfectly acceptable for me to make the statement that I'm white with my emojis so that people know to stay away from me otherwise they might get caught in a discussion about my obsession with ranch
A white person on Twitter stirring up controversy over whether or not it's making a statement for white people to use white emojis omg shut up lol
It's even more ridiculous to me when women do before vs after weight loss photos for whatever dumb scam they're pushing and in the after photo they're wearing a black full body tight suit LMAO yeah I can look skinnier too let me just put on my spandex Lorax suit
Appointment booked with my favorite stylist next week
Ascend J4niascend
Alt: A person's silhouette transcending.
static.klipy.com
the idea of showering always fucking sucks until you get in and then you never want to get out
The fact that "nip slip" and "neurodivergent" were both on the list of words first published in my birth year uh? am I?
Was this like a meme..? I was going thru and deleting all the selfies off my Twitter acc and I scrolled past this old selfie but what does this mean? why 2009? why was I sending people to 2009 of all years
Wife was googling the lyrics to Rack City and she was like "I didn't realize there was this much titty involved" I was like ? girl it's called RACK CITY LMAO
I made an analog collage using a Hi-Fructose magazine. The background piece is "Daffodil Web" 🕸️ by Tuesday Riddell! 🕷️🐇
How do people post on social media when they're vulvas deep into media because the brainrot always fully consumes me
My OCD: "there must be an astrological explanation for this ordinary experience"
I only just learned you can put treasures in the community center fish tank wtf