Dylan Beattie

@dylanbeatt.ie

coder • speaker • musician • MS MVP • creator of @codewithrockstar.com • founder of @linebreakers.band • organiser of @ldnug.org • fun stuff: dylanbeattie.net • work stuff: ursatile.com • he/him • 🥔

What made this talk particularly interesting to me is hearing from somebody who's been using AI and language models to solve real business problems since *before* the whole ChatGPT/Copilot/Claude "age of AI", and how the current wave of AI affected all the stuff they were already working on.

London .NET User Group@ldnug.org · 3h ago

The recording from our June meetup are online now! Here's Tiago Sousa from SteelEye, talking about what it's actually like building AI systems to monitor communications for compliance with financial regulations: youtu.be/PpUIckkM-DA

The one Claude Code feature that would *really* throw a cold glass of perspective over a lot of side projects would be Claude occasionally responding "No, you do not need more features... what you need is some actual paying customers, so time to get out there and do some Scary Marketing Activities."

I just got one of those "we've got video of you" emails that started "you are a terrible sinner" and I misread it as "you are a terrible singer" and was like "wow, spammers are getting weirdly specific"

It took 7 years of self-funded work, but Sonic Pi is finally at a place I'm happy with. It's even easier than beginners and even more powerful for pro users - and just way more polished in every way. It's also a (friendly) technical trojan horse for SuperSonic. www.patreon.com/samaaron/pos...

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Hey there, happy Friday and huge love to you wherever you are in the world. Today, it's time to open the vaults and let loose something that

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The low light camera on the iPhone 17e is absolutely phenomenal. I took this yesterday in the fruit bat house at Cotswold Wildlife Park. Near-total darkness and no flash.

A fruit bat hanging upside down enjoying a snack on some bananas

We need unfluencers. Big sweaty men with beer bellies and hairy backs and greasy hair, hanging around these places wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts, making sure to grin and wave into the camera in the background of every single selfie so the “influencer” considers every photo unusable.

Tom Cox@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · last mo.

Just as I thought I couldn't loathe Instagram more the algorithm has decided what I need to see is a video by a lifestyle influencer couple with selfie sticks showing hundreds of thousands of followers exactly where the location of where one of my & my friends' favourite secret swimming spots is.

The best way to deal with the hot weather is to watch Channel 4’s 2002 dramatisation of Ernest Shackleton’s Antarctic expedition, starring Kenneth Branagh as the eponymous explorer. It evokes the frozen Antarctic so well I believe it is impossible to watch it and not feel cold. 🥶

You realise we're on the cusp of a timeline where one day somebody will make a movie that's basically Invictus only instead of Francois Pienaar and Nelson Mandela in 1995 it's Harry Kane and Andy Burnham in 2026... "well? what did he want?" "I... think he wants us to win the World Cup."

That’s me, absolutely delighted, and laughing my ass off. I think Niels Leenheer (@html5test.com) had just fired up Doom on an analogue oscilloscope, but honestly, this could have been any one of a dozen highlights of his talk @cssday.nl. Inspiring, hilarious and thought-provoking in equal measure.

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Niels Leenheer@html5test.com · 2mo ago

The #cssday photos have been published and they are great. Love them. cssday.nl/2026/pix/pho... But these... These made my day. These were taken during my talk and it makes all of the work I put into it worth it. ❤️

Actually, the more I think about this, the more I realise there are two different stories here. Gig tickets got stupidly expensive. Not gonna argue that for a second - £200 to watch a band (in a venue where 500ml of Budweiser costs £9) can get All The Way In The Sea. But electric guitar prices? 🧵

Dylan Beattie@dylanbeatt.ie · 2mo ago

For £200, you can watch Muse at the O2, from the not-great-not-terrible seats at the side of the stage, for two hours... or you can buy an actual brand new electric guitar and have enough left for a Twix. CONCERT TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST MORE THAN ELECTRIC GUITARS! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seating plan of the O2 arena showing Muse tickets on sale for £202.35

For £200, you can watch Muse at the O2, from the not-great-not-terrible seats at the side of the stage, for two hours... or you can buy an actual brand new electric guitar and have enough left for a Twix. CONCERT TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST MORE THAN ELECTRIC GUITARS! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seating plan of the O2 arena showing Muse tickets on sale for £202.35A Yamaha Pacifica electric guitar on sale for £199.

In 2018, Croatia knocked England out of the World Cup on the night of the Full Stack London conference party…the proto-Linebreakers (me, and I think Opher Vishnia?) had to cheer the audience up afterwards. I have forgiven, but I have not forgotten. Tonight was… gratifying. ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 🦁 🦁

It worries me how many times a day Claude Code’s solution to stale file handles and zombie processes is “let me kill everything”. For a system built on natural language, perhaps “kill everything” should not be part of the working vocabulary?

Since weeks many people came to me and said how sad they are, that @beyondtellerrand.com won‘t happen in Berlin this year. I’m sad too. Sponsors/Partners: do you hear this? Come back and support #btconf to bring it back to Berlin also. We need you to keep events affordable and make them happen!

I had a great time speaking at @infi.nl yesterday. Lovely people and a fantastic atmosphere. Not only that, but their office has a small tech museum! Although for some inexplicable reason my old Nokia phone is there alongside lots of obsolete gadgets that belonged to people who are really old now.

A display of vintage technology.Some Nokia phone handsets from the early 2000sMe holding an actual Atari Lynx handheld games console.

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums. Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

Yes, we know, it's been AGES since the last one... but we're back. Oh yeah. (anybody want to help run a meetup group? Complicated logistics, hard work, no money... you do meet nice people and get free drinks and snacks, but tbh you get that just for showing up, so it's not really an incentive... 🤣)

London .NET User Group@ldnug.org · 2mo ago

We're back at FundApps on 25th June, with @chrissimon.au talking about queues & streams and Tiago Sousa from SteelEye joining us to talk about using AI in communications compliance, plus awesome people, drinks, snacks, and the pub afterwards. It'll be fun! Come along! www.meetup.com/london-net-u...

I’m going to start a Guns’n’Roses tribute band where the musicians are all nuns. I shall call it… … wait for it … HABITITE FOR DESTRUCTION!