Dys
@dys.bsky.social
Fennec-coyote/big eared bastard, adventurer, troublemaker, yinzer, backpacker, hitchhiker, scoot jockey, nomad trash, salty, paramedic, bandana-wearing Z31 driver, stupid idiot, sincerely trying.
The only certainties in life: - Death - Taxes - Attracting exclusively people you’re NOT into
“Bus transit is cheaper than light rail, therefore it’s better” I dunno man. Light rail wouldn’t be bodyslamming me with every pothole, stuck in traffic and construction and road closures, and reeking of diesel exhaust, all while I need to poop
Slowly realizing that precisely zero of the things I actually *wanted* to do this week/weekend are going to happen
Nicolas Cage's Intense Stare Zoom In
Alt: Slow zoom in on nick cage staring
static.klipy.com
Heartbreaking: your favorite urbex spot has Become Known and is now full of destruction and garbage
Happy Sunday to everybody, but especially the lesbian couple on the north side taking a walk with their cats in bubble carrier backpacks
Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.
- reverse 24 hour shift, 12 hours after pulling a 32 hour shift - shitshow pediatric call kinda day - torrential downpour kept me 3 hours late due to going on a water rescue call - moto low beam broke, screws to access the switch are pre-stripped - need to be up again in 6 hours I’m so over it all
These glorious multicolored 90s-maximalist reading chairs at a random small town public library
Pittsburgh during AC is a very special time & place to be in. It's what people who've never been don't understand when I say it's the best con. It's not because of what it *is* as a con, it's because of what it *creates* throughout the whole city. You couldn't copy the energy and mood anywhere else.
Austin Devvania@austindevvania.bsky.social · 3mo agoPlaces directly outside furry conventions: The Faggots have shown up why Are They here. Places near Anthrocon: Fuck yes the animal people are back. They have money. Rename the streets. cover our walls in your gay ass stickers. 14% ABV Wolf Piss slushy $11. we Love You
Older sketches exploring some solutions that could potentially allow @eldstunga.bsky.social's Héloïse to wear a hoodie. You know, one with an actual hood. That could somehow fit those gigantic ears of hers... #art #furry #anthro #fennec
I'm the kinda guy to put a "SOHC" emblem on the side of my motorbike's crankcase
POV: you just finished a 90mph thunder run over the mountains in the pouring rain bringing penn state ice cream back to Pittsburgh, all to the soundtrack of Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune
Super Earth proudly announcing the creation of bile titan farms #helldivers
The Onion@theonion.com · 4mo agoExperts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
I specifically bootlegged Cutwater booze back home since I can’t get it in PA, only to find out the PA state stores began stocking it *while I was away* I’ll take it, the timing is just hilarious
I guess Anthrocon has been taking place in Pittsburgh since 1905
Finish a 25 hour shift of bullshit, get ghosted by someone on marketplace, slog through horseshit nfl draft road closures, arrive home to find the neighborhood slobs scattered trash all over the street, spend hours fixing the motorcycle only for it to magically break even more for no fucking reason
I heard my next door neighbor start to cut her grass for the first time and immediately thought “damn that thing’s bogging, I wonder if I could figure out if it’s an air/fuel/spark issue and fix it” I fucking hate carburetors, almost as much as I hate yard work Just can’t help the masculine urge
City of Pittsburgh FD must have been blueballed SO hard, thinking they could finally use their fire boat for a boat fire only to find out it’s in dry dock
Pittsburgh Scanner@pgh-scanner.com · 7mo agoSouth Side. 350 Station Square Drive - Gateway Clipper Fleet. Caller is with the company and says that a boat is on fire in the dry dock.
*muffled Big Iron in the background* (serious props to the @ane.boston photography crew and all their hard work!)
Some absolute king once did this to my Z and it made my entire week. Still want to buy them a beer.
Major@majorarschloch.bsky.social · 8mo agoGuys being Dudes