This is a thing! Espresso, Coke, cocoa and vanilla foam ....Fridge Cigarette!
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@dystopianpiscean.bsky.social
Slava Ukraini! I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
The Iranian regime is terrible but somebody over there is making money mocking Trump
Fuck you Trump. "We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air," He's describing himself; filthy, polluted, and unhealthy 😀
These are the new Trump coins that are going to be released soon. Mexico has the Peso and America will have the Pedo. If the guys who founded America in 1776 knew who the president would be 250 years later, they'd have gone back to England
Ha ha, it's TACO Tuesday and Trump has made a u-turn on his 20-percent tariff announcement. That was on my Bingo card!
This is the most Trump thing ever, spending $60 million on an UFC event at the White House to celebrate his 80th birthday. Meanwhile the weather is going to be thunderstorms, high winds, torrential rain and clouds of mosquitoes and gnats. You read that correctly, a biblical infestation of pests 😀
Loneliness-maxxing is amazing. Spend time with your favourite person, yourself. Forget about your stupid annoying relationships and anxieties and worries because nobody cares about them. All it takes is a day or two doing whatever the hell you want, to make you not care about that shit either
The Romans had bread and circuses, the Americans have pizza and UFC fights on the President's lawn. The forecast for DC this weekend is for very hot and humid weather, and Trump will love that, there's nothing like the sight of half-naked sweaty men grappling with one another that gets his attention
Tonight's shooting at the event tonight is as fake as half the lips and boobs in attendance
Trump's word salad today “We’ve defeated them militarily. They’ve dropped a couple of water mines ... We’ve defeated all of their water boats, too.” Yeah? What if they have hundreds of ground boats? Then what? 🤦🏻♂️
This is the photo of the year 😅 Bad Bad Bunny
If the weather's good, the Artemis II mission is gonna launch today and for the first time in 54 years a crew is going to be heading out of Earth's orbit, circle around the moon and come back. So they're going to the dark side of the moon and I'm sure they'll be playing Pink Floyd as they do 🌗
If you'd been out of the loop for a few years and then decided that you wanted to write a blockbuster movie about international crime and corruption, someone could bring you a script that is about the last few years and you would say no, nobody would believe this. Even if we put Tom Cruise in it!
Anything “maxxing” should be killed in it’s crib
So Trump is begging allies to help keep the Strait of Hormuz open while they're allowing Iranian oil tankers to sail through the Strait because that'll help with global supplies of oil. Iran says that it will target any ships going through the Straits that are allied with the US. WTF
Lots of TikTok and Instagram "Influencers" are jetting out of Dubai and leaving their pets to fend for themselves. Fuck influencers, punch one today, you'll feel better
Trump honouring American war dead by pretending to be a kangaroo
Happy International Women’s Day! Which really should be everyday
The return of dead American soldiers Trump: I hope people buy these hats, I've got a lot of them Melania: Why he not dead yet? Vance: I miss my couch
Russia’s deputy foreign minister has visited Iran’s embassy in Moscow to offer condolences following the killing of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei The US wants Ukrainian drones and the expertise to use them against Iran Give Ukraine whatever it needs to hit Russia hard!
I had respect for Messi, one of the greatest soccer players in the world today. No more Lionel Messi has been criticised for meeting President Trump and applauding the Iran war at an White House event honouring the Argentinian superstar and his Inter Miami team #messi
Jubilation at today's protest. Some of the people I spoke to had mixed feelings about the attack on Iran by the US and Israel, but they were happy about the apparent death of the Iranian dictator. After 47 years of brutal oppression they need some good news, even though innocent Iranians will die
People are listing all the terrible things they'd rather do than watch the State of the Onion address. Why not do something awesome like sip on a nice cold beer and read a book about haunted houses? That's 1000 times better than watching Mango Man mangle the English language. Fuck that shit