lol to me thinking I was gonna relax tonight but there’s a leak in my apartment
Eric
@e-glo.bsky.social
he/him | NYC | a pleasure to have in class | 🏳️🌈
I appreciate someone wiping down a machine at the gym, but I don’t appreciate them leaving it soaking wet like girl…
It has felt like nine million years since I’ve been on vacation (it’s been a week)
I know what I have to do to lose weight but I don’t wanna do it BUT I’m gonna do it
There’s barely anyone in the office today to see my post vacation tan and that’s just rude
Post vacation blues are already hitting hard so I’m gonna eat my feelings with two-sets-of-chopsticks amount of sushi
This morning I was in magical Provincetown, now I’m back in NYC watching and listening to someone clip their nails on the subway 🙄 is it too late to turn around?
Another trip to Provincetown without finding my husband guess I just have to go back and keep trying
If I could marry Provincetown, I would — sad to leave as always but back in a month 🥲
I feel it I’m gonna start crying because I’m leaving Provincetown tomorrow I hate leaving so much 😭
P-town is amazing because what do you mean I’m sitting on a bench eating ice cream and Tammy Brown is right next to me?
Omg I just accidentally posted a pic of my “outfit” for tonight’s jockstrap party on my regular instagram story and that was that most terrifying three seconds of my life
Wait look at how cute I am this is who you could be cuddling with if you were my boyfriend in P-Town right now
My brand is strong — two separate friends sent me posts about Mandy Moore’s “Candy” within the last month
The rumors are true… I just got my haircut and I’m ready to kiss lots of men in P-Town
Me pretending I’m not a matcha girly but still ordering matcha drinks
