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anti-bryce elder propaganda bismuth.be
Iwbr lane Thomas’s first start coming against a righty is something especially since yaz’s while bit is crushing fastball variants
Re: 2021 My loathing for Bryce elder goes beyond the mortal plane. I cannot stand his essence. His being. His xERA is a quarter point lower and his xFIP only .1 higher than everyone’s 2021 post-season darling, Ian Anderson. Nothing matters in October except October.
local blogger@fergoe.blacksky.app · 7h agoI was just as bummed out about the deadline as anybody but also: 1) The Dodgers aren't exactly a juggernaut this season. Still great but yeah 2) It's really, really, really hard to win 3 titles in a row in baseball 3) From a Braves perspective, 2021. Just, 2021. Let's get in the damn thunderdome.
Why is the pregame doing Ozzie albies apologetics
Absolutely psychotic double steal what the FUCK
Very fun when my broken clock is right that once or twice a week
Grant Holmes v Ryan gusto post-trade deadline matchup about to hit like hard drugs babby get this shit in my VEINS
If it wasn’t skubal or Degrom then all I cared about was a #3 lefty type and that basically meant Braxton or rogers
Last trade of the day will be the Dodgers flipping Ryan Ward to some bubble team for like, their 10th ranked prospect who’s barely 18. In two years that guy will be a top 20 prospect and people will be big mad again when he’s flipped for like Corbin Carroll.
August 9th, 2026: Sean Murphy has been placed on the IL back dated to August 7th to be evaluated for a fractured toe. The Braves have signed Sandy Leon.
brando@brando37.bsky.social · 2d agoGOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY THATS SEAN MURPHY’S MUSIC
Trading a bat with ballesteros potential for a reliever is wild behavior.
Idk man. I wish the dodgers hadn’t gotten him but mostly cause the salary cap whiners and break up the dodgers people get more ammo.
Anyway Bailey falter buddy do not book ur flight yet let me tell where you’re not going to be
The key to an effective Austin Riley is A: face position player or B: Tehe I cut hole in enemy players glove 😝
As an Asian American I can proudly say senator gillibrand has never done anything to… *hand goes to earpiece* I fear senator milkshake duck is racist
CJ Abrams defense makes Trae young embarrassed idk man. He has all the tools and just…it doesn’t work?
Foster griffin doing his best Bryce elder impression
I think it’s actually good that Austin grew his hair out into borderline hockey flow because right now he looks like he borderline has never played baseball before in his fuckin life
Austin Riley begging the umps to overturn the overturn to save himself the impending embarrassment
Spraying Tyler kinley with a squirt bottle like a mischievous cat every time he throws a slider that finishes above the knees
Me knowing pitchers take time after surgery to get right vs me thinking about jr Ritchie and Owen Murphy and Martin Perez and Bryce elder
David Scott’s daughter is a UX professional? Damn she bout as useless as he was in his last few terms
I miss the days when everyone was switching to dead center field cameras. Idk who bullied folks into going back to this off kilter shit but I do not like
Anyway now that the Braves snatched victory from the jaws of defeat from the jaws of victory, That early-mead trade seems ABSURDLY BATSHIT for Boston
All I’m saying is I do not think Jim Jarvis is an offensive threat but maybe giving up an out to take the bat out of drakes hands and put it in the hands of the barely average bat with zero plate discipline is not good baseball idk
Sometimes Ozzie’s defense is bad in a “you gotta know ball” kinda way where it’s like yeah if he wasn’t 4’8” that’s an out or dang if the average 12 year old didn’t throw harder that’s a double play and then there’s whatever the fuck that was