In the middle of a heat wave and there’s an oppressive smog blanketing the horizon reminiscent of 1990ms Los Angeles. I’m half expecting the predator to start making its rounds hunting gang members.
El pollo Diablo
@e1pollodiablo.bsky.social
Tired and radicalized. But mostly tired.
AI meeting notes are the corporate equivalent of body cam footage. If someone turns them off you know shit is about to go down.
When the nicest thing someone can say about your death is that they don’t care, you may not have lived the best life.
Let’s play a fun game, list things that have lasted longer than the Confederacy. I’ll start: RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Reminder that Swifties have more of right to claim heritage than southerners. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted 5x longer than the confederacy. Happy 4th of July and fuck these Nazi chuds.
Im a glass half full kinda guy so for me its “My farts smell like natural hot springs”
Thrillhouse Gaming@thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · last mo.Breaking news: sulfur hot springs smell like farts.
Some of you mfs never learned that sugar is a wet ingredient and it shows 😤
I miss when everyone agreed that Nazis and pedophiles were bad people.
Some people will try to gaslight you saying not talking to them because of politics is like cutting someone off just because you like different movies. And they’re right. I like comedies, they like snuff films.
Here’s your daily reminder that republicans are racist pieces of shit www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Republicans rush to redraw electoral maps just hours after SCOTUS guts Voting Rights Act
They might be too late for 2026... but not 2028.
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all these warehouse fires going down, people are calling them Warehouse Luigi’s. In other words:
a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi
Alt: a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi
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We all agree this is what he sounds like, right? It’s not just me?
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying i am bleeding making me the victor
Alt: Wimp Lo from the movie Kung Pow saying “i am bleeding making me the victor”
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoHegseth: "Iran begged for this ceasefire, and we all know it"
Bonus image: the great terror in prison because he cannot control himself when the vacuum is on.
Okay, taking a break from doom and gloom to show off this honey cake I made complete with honeycomb shape.
Seriously, each and every one of you are dishonest cowards directly contributing to this insanity. Show the full goddamn quote cowards @apnews.com
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 4mo agoBREAKING: Trump promises strikes on Iran’s power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened.
Hey @nytimes.com why don’t you stop being dishonest and actually include the full quote instead of sanewashing what he says. YOU’RE part of the problem www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/w...
If you ask someone to disagree with you and they refuse, are they doing what you asked or not?
There are 37 A-list British actors. Gary Oldman plays 11 of them
@netflix.com @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Not trying to yuck on anyone’s yum but this feels like a really weird time in America for a dating show where the main gimmick is age gaps. Just saying #ageofattraction
Wake up to the realization that you were born in the 1900’s
a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: a close up of a man 's face rapidly aging
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War like these make more sense when you take into account that politicians realized it’s cheaper to worship veterans than it is to take care of them
Change my mind: Gwenpool and Superboy Prime are essentially the same character.
Reminder that conservative 2A advocates were never advocating for equal protections. What they meant was THEY needed weapons to defend against “criminals” ie people of color, and a “tyrannical government” aka democrats. The only thing they’ve sever stood for was their own right to violence.
So let’s get this straight: * If you protest peacefully, they’ll shoot you. * If you try to peacefully remove yourself from the situation, they’ll shoot you. * If you follow the law and exercise your 2A right, they’ll shoot you. How long before people start shooting back?
“Stop calling us Nazis!” Says the people going door to door asking for your papers and dragging you out of your home and throwing you in an unmarked vehicle to ship you off to god knows where if they don’t like your answer.
So youre a race car diver? Thats racis- wait
emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 7mo agoSo you’re an accountant? That adds up.
How do I know MAGA is morally bankrupt? All their “proof” and explanations are just variations on why she deserved to die