just in case anyone else was waiting for it to emerge from Shudders paywall, Mad God is now on Tubi
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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB) ½ a goon and ½ a god. No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls. he/him cash app/venmo: eatyrself paypal.me/eatyrself
well the new roommate has already spent the day walking around in just shorts and pissed, loudly, with the bathroom door open. not thrilled with this start.
wait is Dick Durbin the anti Rick Rubin
"I will burn the earth if it makes programming, the job I spent years learning and regarded as my calling, take 5 minutes less"
guy who works with AI wants us all to use AI constantly until it does something useful for us I guess
"why do all the continents have peninsular land masses POINTING SOUTH?! what are they trying to tell us?!?" oh sweet lord the conspiracy brain is just spiraling and feeding on itself and concentrating the lunacy by the day
once you've had 45 loratadine for $1.25 a pack you can't go back
this Galaxian machine's joystick still smells like her
"and they'll take you one by one and no one will hear you scream... no one will hear you SCREEEEEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!" (to people in the waiting room at work)
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d agoName a film quote you use all the time.
at some point you belvedere so often your balls don't even send pain signals to your brain anymore
France based artist and illustrator Lou Benesch Channel, 2026 (mixed media on antique chalkboard) #LouBenesch #ContemporaryArt
been cleaning the house in preparation for a new roommate tomorrow and also writing a Hazelwood style country song called "The Most Unfuckable Man in Sexville, Oklahoma"
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/
"Zero AD: The Birth of Christ" shouldn't that be -33 AD I hope someone got fired for that blunder
just spent 5 minutes opening a plastic tub of salsa how are you
if I've learned anything from paranormal youtube it's that the human imagination is amazing and can turn 7 seconds of 144p Ring camera video into an entire new class of cryptid
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Just found out my story STRETCH has been nominated for Best Small Fictions 2027! Big thanks to Milk Candy Review.
STRETCH ~ by Martyn Pedler
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Michael Tracey is the reason antimacassars were invented, greasy motherfucker
you can Dutch your cocoa, Dutch your angles, even Dutch your Schultz, it's an amazing process with a wide range of applications
please help kirp, if you can, things ain't easy rn and he needs a hand
kirp@kirp.bsky.social · last wk.It's the end of the month and once again I'm short on rent, this time by $40. I hate asking but anything would help. Thanks! Venmo @ChristopherSands Cashapp $kirpjr
