My Nespresso gives great head tbh

I fear MUNA made me even more ghey. (teared up during “I know a place”)

getting a pump for MUNA tonight

🚨Short (thicc) King takeover at gym 🚨

not the sour skittles bag making a mess in my lunch box

I found a series of pec honking videos at a pool party from two years ago, but no one would be interested in those, right?

I went here and everyone knew you

boompala by le sserafim

I need to stop asking people how their dogs are doing because the last two times have NOT gone well 😭

I was gifted this card sticker and my chase sapphire has never looked better 🤣

jockstrap is putting in work today 🫪

Was waiting for my girl Circe & she did not disappoint!! #TheOdyssey

SG Lewis :)

young Jude Law 🥵

he’s so cute I can’t 😍

the bigots are spiraling & I couldn’t be more proud of my pickles see you tonight for Pride night!

picklesbaseball.bsky.social@picklesbaseball.bsky.social · 4w ago

The Batter was fed up and blew up. He charged the mound, and you’ll never guess what happened next

omg 🚨

condunn@condunn.bsky.social · 4w ago

lettuce be glad [squirt, splash] lettuce be grateful [splat, splat, sploosh]

new shirt 🐸

Hi, I’d like to throw hands with the wordle ppl

Lord Crocius Maximus

this tank hugs the honkers in just the right way 🪿

DON’T OPEN IF YOU HAVEN’T DONE 7/10 WORDLE

i think the collective will disagree with your sentiment

also, yeehaw

run - lift - run :)

did you know I was the artist’s muse for the new Messi statue?

always fallin for this one

Me playing mini-golf on vacation

top concentrate@lukeoverhere.bsky.social · 2mo ago

rave reviews coming in about my stroke game…it makes me crave hole just that much more

the bakery was ridiculous in 2023