the year is 2026 and the kids are going nuts over a minecraft mod about an orb that has abandonment issues and kills people
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getting down on my knees begging people on here to use the content warning button for their blatant kink art I'm just trying to look up mac & cheese
submitting all the smokybrown cockroach nymphs I see in my apartment to inaturalist just to feel something
cheddar and barbecue wavy and sour cream and onion equals a three layer dip stack
I'm too anxious and depressed to interact with other people these days... feels like I'll get exploded for interacting with literally anyone so I just sort of hide in the corner now
I still get twitter notifications to this day even though I only ever lurk on there these days. people like the crazy snuggly stuff from 2024 I guess
after doing some research I think that GPS/mapping apps need to offer a "no unprotected left turns" option as someone who was a victim
I know it's been a few days since it happened but all these car crash shenanigans have been stressing me the hell out. please be nice to me or whatever
instacart is convenient but the tradeoff is that it's just constant upsells. they try to trick you into signing up for a premium membership by leaving it checked by default at checkout, half the results are "Sponsored", and they lump in all the important notifications with ads
going from a sedan to a "subcompact crossover SUV" is TORTURE why is this the smallest vehicle the rental place could give me
my arm is too hairy for bandaids to stay there or something. genuinely lost sleep over trying to keep it over my wound. sigh
I wonder what happened to twitter user sadieisnotonfire display name "1994 Subaru Outback". I hope they're out there somewhere
still really unenthusiastic about how the general sentiment around scolipede (the big centipede pokemon) is "if you like it then you Must be a pervert." like I just think that it's neat
hey everyone. I'm okay but my car just got totaled. I'm anxious and not sure what I'm going to do now that I have no means of getting anywhere without expensive rideshares but I'm not severely injured at least
hey everyone. I'm okay but my car just got totaled. I'm anxious and not sure what I'm going to do now that I have no means of getting anywhere without expensive rideshares but I'm not severely injured at least
I don't want to get into the weeds of the OneyPlays Drama™ but like. isn't that the guy who very publicly quote dunked that one "new guy" comic about how pewdiepie being robbed was a good thing and then all his fans dogpiled the artist in response
anyway I am a tech nerd but if you ever see me yapping about Decentralized Protocols again then please put me in a relaxation room or something. I have decided that caring about that is like poison that always makes myself and everyone else around me mad
also my quiet posters feed is borked because I blocked the hell out of why dot bsky dot team so lmao
back from the store with milk. figured I'm gonna use this site properly now instead of begrudgingly
I'm gonna be honest I'm probably going to have to nuke everything on this account somehow because most of it is just me malding about how mastodon never took off
yeah ok I'm still thinking about it but I think I'm going to start being active here come august
