EbolaGranola

@ebolagranola.bsky.social

She/Her || Horror Artist/Creator of ChainmailChasers || ❤️ @hooxiedev.bsky.social Check me out on Tumblr, Newgrounds, Instagram, etc.

NO evidence. NO fact-checking. 100% certified "THIS SOUNDS COOL" DELTARUNE THEORY... let me know if you like it and if its 100% wrong because of one line of dialogue said in the shitter room in chapter 3 by character "garflungus" or something

The image is a screenshot of a Discord message, which is as follows:
Random deltarune crack hypothesis
What if Ralsei is literally the collective memories of asriel? His antics growing up are fundamentally tied to the town. The picture of asriel is  something built up in the memory of the inhabitants, and assuming the town is all there is (either it was taken from somewhere or was simply constructed for the device) asriel is currently a fiction. He's supposed to exist, but he doesn't, so the collective idea of him is given form everywhere in the dark (made of pure darkness, given the grand fountain, and we know pure darkness beings like the titans can be tied to concepts like the fear of the dark). Because ralsei's existence would expose that the world is artificial in some way and that's not supposed to happen, that makes him an "impossibility." Young asriel being a bit of a golden boy and sensitive informs how Ralsei feels he's supposed to act, which is why he's so sweet and a bit of a weenie early on before coming more into his own.
Kris missing their brother before making the grand fountain could also be the spark that allowed Ralsei to form. When you miss someone, everything you see makes you think of them. When things become indistinct in the dark... You know.
This would also provide interesting parallels and connections with Kris to how dess is lost as the knight.

I've never liked Jeff or had any idea of how to remake him in a way where he fits into creepypasta mythos crossovers without just getting bodied, but something dawned on me recently... HABIT has all the traits of Jeff that people liked, does them better, and actually has a reason for being there.

Vampires are always getting out of coffins while aliens are always being put in body bags after wicked evil autopsies. It is my hypothesis that dead aliens become draculas. by 2050 vampires will become the dominant player in the monster mash as a result

I feel like I'm the polar opposite to the median Gen z/gen alpha gamer. I do not touch live service shit or anything like Roblox or fortnite with a ten foot pole, and if I do I just don't buy anything. I couldnt give a hoot about cosmetics, especially for real money. I really don't get the appeal.

That ugly chud dog that I hate. Realized the only available art of this guy manifesting is a meme sketch i made of him like a year or two ago, so here's something transparent people can use. I normally exaggerate its features in concept art so it's more distinct but this is more series-accurate.

A strange monster. Its body is a shadowy black mass that sprawls out on the ground like roots. It has red arms extending out from the mass. At the top of the black mass is a grotesque grinning head with yellow eyes and teeth. Instead of a nose, it has a fleshy snout with many folds. In the distance, a tube of conjoined arms extends from the black mass, leading out of view behind a doorframe. The colour palette is limited, and there are squares of JPEG image compression all over the creature.

So, that new DELTARUNE dialogue they patched in, huh? Meat Factory stocks up. Goner Maker might be Meat Factory. That cat is tearing Kris's hand off. None of that shit is probably true or has any evidence at all but fuck it it's 12 AM and Terrible Tony just tricked me again at this midnight hour

A cropped image of a scanned piece of paper posted to the Blogger blog of a developer for the post-buyout iteration of Sinnlöschen. Like many others who worked at the company during its mobile era, he would inevitably drop off the record. He is one of the few to have a missing persons report filed.

A sketchy drawing of a bunch of insane imagery pertaining to ChainmailChasers' smile dog, computers, and thoughts. There is the text "A word spread across everything, rippling out like water. A word does not have to be one word. 'I'll have a word with you.'" There is also some text that is cut off at the bottom, though "in everything" is pretty visible.

Getting games physically on a console is the main appeal of having an expensive console to me. It's like why I decide to go to the theater for new releases I like. Removing the option just means I won't get your shit and get anything I want on my PC instead.

one of my favourite bits is when i see an object in an image thats so appealingly exact as an example of what it is that I call it platonic. I feel my world is enriched by acting as if there are nigh-perfect representations of the idea of "sandwich" out there. It is your duty to seek them out

when /thankyou/ went back up i got really excited and thought it was just the same question and was told the page title changed just a second too late. i got a response to my embarassing misinput. tony called me an idiot LOL

You answered Before the sun went down.

It's "where", not "when".

Try to keep up.

Seeing the way modern fandom is treating creators like Gooseworx does not scare me. It furthers my resolve that if I ever make anything popular, I am treating my audience with immense scorn and mistrust. This is the method.