dick jockey eddicus

@eddickus.bsky.social

bringing you the HOTTEST jamz (it's mostly underwear and bro stuff) / NSFW 18+ / 28 https://twitter.com/eddickus https://www.furaffinity.net/user/eddicus/ main @eddicus.bsky.social

bluesky i beg you i know everyone is like "we want privs!" so they can talk about how much they wanna die or post dick pics to their friends but what we REALLY need is a media grid tab since twitter foolishly just removed theirs for some reason (which i hate cause it will effect my gooning methods)

we all have that oomf that u can tell is trying to fuck another by how they flirt to them in replies but u just stare cause you lowkey a voyeur for tragedy. unless they actually succeed in romancing them in which case you're like awww. regardless i am entertained

one of the few things i dont like about edgar and joel being gen X/living in the 90s is proper fleshlights hadnt been invented yet. and i dont think DIY sponge cups were part of the zeitgeist so i cant even use that as an alternative like im gonna have to get REAL creative