Eddie Mars Attacks!
@eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social
Immigration Attorney Pulp fiction author Film guy 📽️ NOT A SNITCH.
Wish writing this emergency habeas motion was more screaming 'show me the bodies' at ICE and less writing.
This Braves tomahawk chop chant is pretty racist, right? They just do that? Huh.
I still win cases and get people their U.S. residency or citizenship every week even with the government doing everything they can to make it more difficult.
dame@dame.is · 5d agoi challenge you to post one optimistic take or belief today on bluesky this needn’t be toxic positivity, just good ol’ run of the mill optimism/hope in the face of a torrential downpour of doom
I thought The Emperor's New Clothes was a fairy tale. My bad.
Brazenly left my disposable vape on my desk in my office. Vaping during business hours? Maybe.
So in all these old interrogation transcripts I'm reading were originally in Mandarin and ICE used a company to translate them all and the company was called 'Transperfect' and it cracks me up every time I see it in the transcript.
Looking through old trial records. Found an interesting indicator.
Do not feel like working. Going to start with the bullshit emails first and work my way up to it.
Some doofus nepobaby failson (at 50) musician writer/poet from my fancy high school is publishing a 'theory of everything' book. Pass the bong and shed a tear (he's probably getting money for it).
Am I working today or combing through 2026 MLB stats?
Dodgers win. In one hour and fifty-three minutes. 2-0.
Taking the train home means dealing with this hill.
Back in the office. Looking at a 12 hour day. Soupy and gross in downtown Pasadena. Stupid el nino .
It’s because Xi is coming on Wednesday and apparently my guys are a peace offering.
Eddie Mars Attacks!@eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 2w agoMy Tiananmen square clients were arrested again and sent to Adelanto supposedly because ICE has travel documents now for China. I'm trying to decide whether I can be successful with an emergency motion. God damn it.