Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week shambling through the catacombs beneath crumbling castles, looking for the bones of ancient kings to snack on.

Always be your true self as you move through the world. If you leave a trail of shipwrecks and spirit haunted shores in your wake, so be it.

Your daily affirmation: There's nothing stopping you from being awesome, or having an invisible owl on your shoulder today.

What's your favorite color? 1. ghost moth 2. flaming skull 3. bioluminescent mushrooms 4. kraken tears

What's your favorite color? 1. ghost moth 2. flaming skull 3. bioluminescent mushrooms 4. kraken tears

What's on your mind? 1. cats & books 2. whiskey & trouble 3. ghosts & trees 4. darkness & sleep

There's no time like the present to tell your loved ones how you feel about them, write a manifesto about ghost cats, or eat a burrito. Life is full of choices.

May the forest grant me the serenity to accept myself as I am, the courage to enter the shrouded shadows, and the wisdom to know my place among the mossy horrors of the wildlands.

There are two sides to every story. And then there's usually a secret third side involving witches, old forest magic, and slumbering cosmic spirits, but not too many folks know about that.

Someday the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you. Your human shell will crack open and a sleepy bear will emerge, growl grumpily, then hibernate for the next 1,000 years.

Your daily affirmation: It's hard to feel ok when the world is not ok, so move through the day in your own weird way.

What's on your mind? 1. cats & books 2. whiskey & trouble 3. ghosts & trees 4. darkness & sleep

What's your vibe? 1. ghost ship in a storm 2. rogue planet adrift in space 3. butterfly in a wildflower field 4. cheese waterfall

Get back to nature. Wander into the wilderness, build a den of twigs & wildflowers, gather the bones of unwary hikers, and give their nutrients back to the moss & mushrooms slowly over the next 1,000 years.

Your daily affirmation: I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it’s ok if I occasionally warp space and time around me with the gravity of my existence.

The story of your life is not yet written. There's still time to add mysterious lighthouses, vengeful witches, and blimp rides across star haunted seas.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you could do today. Like folding some life-sized origami wolves, animating them with dark magic, and becoming the coolest scariest person in your neighborhood.

Your daily affirmation: Like a bear at a beehive, ignore all the buzzing and stinging around you and focus on your own sweet goals.

What's your vibe? 1. ghost ship in a storm 2. rogue planet adrift in space 3. butterfly in a wildflower field 4. cheese waterfall

Be your authentic self. If that means the timid townsfolk flee before your dangerously shambling form and the spark of cosmic madness that dwells deep in your eyes, so be it.

I like the way you think. I like the way you move through the world in a rumpled confusion, leaving a trail of half-baked ideas, unread books, and disappointments in your wake.

Your daily affirmation: Life is what you make it. So make mischief, make a mess, and make a beautiful & terrifying ghost when you finally go.

Every day is a brand new day, and a new chance to learn just enough dark magic to start making normal folks nervous.

What's your story? 1. tea & oblivion 2. rum & regrets 3. cheese & confusion 4. pancakes & heartache

For tonight's meeting of the Dark Arts & Crafts Club, don't forget chalk for your summoning circles. We'll be collecting patches of living cosmic darkness to weave into cloaks, capes, and fashionable cardigans.

Remember: There is strength in strangeness. There is fortitude in freakiness. There is opportunity in oddness. There is wisdom in weirdness.

Today you will fight self-doubt and win. Later, you and your ennui will share some snacks and watch a movie.

Today's a good day to explore haunted castles. If you don't have castles in your area, try visiting some spirits at an old bookstore, the abandoned docks by the harbor, or a shopping mall that is half closed and barely holding on. Ghosts get lonely too, just like we all do.

Your daily affirmation: The light of stars is inside you. And so is their ability to create and destroy worlds.

What's your story? 1. tea & oblivion 2. rum & regrets 3. cheese & confusion 4. pancakes & heartache