Ed and Stede AU Bot

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A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) and sometimes more when i'm experimenting. All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired! Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!

the story is from ned low's pov in a garbage truck universe. ed and stede are in a pocket dimension with wee john. it's a weird day, and everyone is aussie. it's the solstice. the fic is called "followed your every whim".

it's later than they thought, and someone is going into heat. in this reality tv au, pete and ivan are the only ones who can bring a anxious ed and a aggressive stede together. meanwhile, ivan and fang and steak knife are splitting a pizza with them in the background.

the story is from izzy's pov in a submarine universe. ed and stede are folding laundry with lucius. they need to solve a crime, and everyone is bored. it's just past sunrise. the fic is called "chaise longue".

it's just past sunrise in an apple genius bar au, when the vibe is squeaky. stede and a aggressive ed get stuck in quicksand backstage. mutiny is a-brewin', which is magical. jim and swede are there, having a revelation. the title is "the road to paradise is plain".

in a combination tweed weaving in the hebrides and science world, stede is waiting for the first time this has happened. when it comes, stede realizes he's abandoned his children, and then auntie must marry someone or the deal's off. The title of the fic is "all things" and it's rated explicit.

it's a strange coincidence, and it's time for the new country festival. in this x-men au, doug and oluwande and zheng are the only ones who can bring a looming ed and a infamous stede together. meanwhile, mary allamby and mary allamby are on a blind date in the background.

in an autumn small town hallmark movie universe, the pining is getting out of control. mirror universe ed and calico jack are bored, and ed and stede are bored. swede is trying to finish the crossword, and the vibe is sleepy.

the story is from ned low's pov in a birding universe. ed and stede are trying to finish the crossword with oluwande and zheng. there's a document they have to sign, and everyone is plastic. it's twilight.

in a walloon universe, ed's been secretly pining for years. mirror universe a badminton and mary read are roller-blading inclined, and ed and stede are baseball coaching. roach is trapped with them and is weird for all involved.

it's the middle of summer in a bartleby the scrivener au, and the feeling is strangely kind. stede and a obsolete ed are programming a bot at the vatican. the moon disappears from the sky and they are sexy, but in a weird way. meanwhile auntie and buttons are busy with having a hell of a time.

in a combination crime and southern riverboat gambling world, ed is waiting for late september. when it comes, the moon disappears from the sky, and then swede's secret is about to be revealed. The title of the fic is "second chances" and it's rated pg-13.

in a locked ikea universe, stede has lost his memory. ed and stede are both guarded. oluwande is trapped with them, which is a little bit weird, but honestly, what isn't these days. The title of the fic is "we didn't come all this way to not dig something up" and it's rated mature.

it's been seven months since the apocalypse but now jim and stede are stuck in traffic. when ed and stede both try to buy the last pastry, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. it's a noir au.

welcome to the small business world, where stede is polite. when he finds himself watching a movie, it's only the looming stranger who can fix it. pete and anne bonny are there, too, missing their show.

the story is from pete's pov in an artisanal cheesemaker universe. ed and stede are reconnecting with an old friend with steak knife. mary read has a secret, and everyone is discreet. it's a strange coincidence. the fic is called "goodbye, barcelona".

in a lost water bottle au, stede and a proud ed are working on desperately avoiding eye contact with pete and lucius. The title of the fic is "i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me)" and it's rated pg.

it's olivia the seagull's birthday in an elf au, and ned low and stede are not on the list. The vibe is smooth, and it's been dinner time since olivia the seagull reappeared. it's called "poor soul the centre of my sinful earth" and is strangely kind.