Hamlet's Mill ground my ass to gold and much later, to smithereens
STALKER [1979; dir. Andrei Tarkovsky]
jam@socialistboat.dad · last yr.Hang on a minute. This "Zone" isn't "Cool" at all! It sucks!
There is an epidemic of Georges who dont feel comfortable appearing Curious in public
I've got like three wolves inside of me and let's just say one is a tapeworm
I wear Big Hoodies Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack Losing my Cellphone
I got a stack of cards and. I can't shuffle (the blues)
Everyone does not have two wolves inside of them They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain You get to name him but you also have to feel pain
"I saw the sign" "It opened up my eyes I saw the sign" Okay so but how did you see it
Today someone talked to me about the shadow the hedgehog game where he shoots guns and then soundly beat me in mario kart
Jesus christ I ate some taco bell earlier didn't i
Took an online autism test and they didn't give me the results and now im upset
Not only does our dog daycare offer overnight boarding, we will straight up take your dog forever and you won't be able to find us on Google
As a man who identifies with michael cera, seeing him in dockers has me scrambling
Being the best at checkers is more impressive than being the best at chess.
If you ever feel bad, search your first name + poop into spotify
I subscribe to a belief system called "brooms invincible" which contends that just because I have never seen anyone snap a broom in half, they are not breakable. They might not even exist
I am a tall man with a mall plan (it is strip malls that have mostly abandoned businesses and many stray dogs)
Big Beefy Cumulonimbus, its rippling muscles taunt me from above
I am becoming known as a friday cool shirt guy and im currently embroiled in a battle for funny sock guy