"May or may not have 'accidentally' slipped a few aphrodisiacs into my tea this morning..." #seductivesunday
•○◇Edward Morstree◇○• {Local Bird Man}
@edward-morstree.bsky.social
22 💉Just a humble doctor slightly losing his marbles. A semi/fully literate Roleplayer💉 N/SFW RP <:Dms Open:> ⚠️MDNI/TABOODNI🔞 -no image, nor art is mine
"Well- not like im going out into the open in my skivies. Only private eyes get the privilege of no robes."
"Can't tell, you almost cover every inch of your body."
Whats a man gotta do to get some head round here.
"Gods, I love - no- I ADORE WOMEN. I love those of the feminine variety. For— y'know...reasons.
I've the strong urge to bite the ever loving fuck outta someone. Nibble nibble.
The doctor had found himself tied and abandoned in the woods at some abandoned campsite. He was more grumpy than worried, hunched against a tree with his hands tied behind his back. "Who leaves a person tied up in the woods?? What- they want me to become wolf food?" He grumbled, shaking his head.
It’s time she gets started with a bandwagon No special treatment if you want her holes then be prepared to give yours up in fair exchange. 💙&🔁 with a picture of your muse.
The doctor had found himself tied and abandoned in the woods at some abandoned campsite. He was more grumpy than worried, hunched against a tree with his hands tied behind his back. "Who leaves a person tied up in the woods?? What- they want me to become wolf food?" He grumbled, shaking his head.
Thinking about pretty women 💭
"Pah. No matter. At least im not rotting from the bone like some corpse."
"Still looks like nothing one would want to touch...or have."
//im nervous when it comes to random starters with people - actually, my nervousness is temperamental. If you would ever like to rp, feel free to just tag me or dm. Or ill randomly interact with one of your posts like a gremlin. Either one of the options.
Huzzah! The more the merrier! Knott gets a little ruby statue that Edward found as gift.
he can be!
Is Edward friend? Edward would like to be his compatriot.
..where are all his friends??
//i love writing edward, a mix of horny, goofy, aloof, and mixture of other things. But I do miss writing some good horror and combat. Man.
MOSQUITOES, ACCURSED CREATURES. ACCURSED LITTLE, FLYING, PESTERING, BLOOD SUCKING, VILE, BUZZING CRETINS. KILL EM!!!
//i hate how fast I type. So many bloody typos
Thought he isn't an actual bird. He's hung around ravens for so long that he... has adopted a lot of their behaviors. Maybe his trinket collection is a result of liking shiny things.
I am a man of my word and a man of action, you pretty thing.
I could sit in your lap..if you show me a good time, that is.
Edward pulled at stiching with careful tugs. He sighed, lowering the needle and leaning over the table "This work never ceases to be tiring. Not easy creating from- such weary scraps"He wiped his hands clean and spun around."A cup of tea or some company would be nice for once."
"This was merely a moment of weakness...we do not speak of this at all."
"Well, you shouldn't be eating tongues anyways! But even still, I ain't bloody poisonous!"
"Atella never ate human tongue. Too squishy and yucky to bite down upon!"
I like potions and all. But it would be funny to be able to cast rather inconvenient spells on people.
Guten morgen, i made some pastries and earl grey tea. If anyone would enjoy the company and treats.