the moral cock of the universe is long but it bends toward pussy. or some philosophy shit idk
nice handsome boy
@edward86.bsky.social
artist|musician|writer|philanthropist|gadabout|iconoclast white-passing italian he/they referee abolitionist
loose change is impractucal to use as currency but paper money is kinda swagless. what if i started buying stuff with full rolls of quarters and susan b anthony dollars
the red sox have gone from 14 under to 10 over in just 6 weeks
i lost a lot of respect for tarik skubal when i found out he's white
im not trying to "fuck that tight body of yours" im trying to make love to that tight soul of yours
you guys do realize that @defector.com also has crissword puzzles and dont advocate for genocide, right?
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
im just confused what his conclusion is. does he think babe ruth was multiple people like shakespeare or does he think baseball wasnt actually played un the 1920s??
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d agojust woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
only time you ever hear the word "endowed" is in the declaration of independence or as a fancy way of talking about a big penis
if tres leches is so good how come theres no quatro leches?
i dont understand why everyone is complaining about the dodgers being "too good" and "an unstoppable juggernaut" have you tried simply having ceddanne rafaela on your baseball team?
sox lead after 8. it's palpable now. im palping the fuck out of it
listening on the radio. just saw the replay. absolute bozo ball from ohtani. why would you try to tag from first on a ball that didnt even reach the warning track, let alone on wilyer?
🚨Diva Alert!🚨 This Bitch Thinks She's All That! (its true. all women deserve the world)
mlb trades should come with a warranty where if the guy gets hurt in his first game you can undo it
sorry sir i will be sure to name my kids some bullshit like "macen" or "breighlynn" for the sake of good sportsmanship or whatever
Washington Post Opinions@postopinions.bsky.social · last mo."The most progressive parents in the United States are giving their children the most traditional names," Rob Henderson writes. "They know that despite their professed openness, 'safe' names tend to confer benefits in the real world."
"nephilim arent real" there are small business tyrant dodge dealership owners right now who are no longer receiving $2k/month payments because us army soldiers were killed to death by giants in the hills of afghanistan. if you were a real leftist you would be supporting these creatures
you can tell mlb umpires genuinely believe they deserve to live
ceddanne rafaela is the greatest ballplayer who ever lived
nice handsome boy@edward86.bsky.social · last wk.getting no-hit by a guy with a 6.75 ERA the season is over
getting no-hit by a guy with a 6.75 ERA the season is over