Jesse
@eegah.bsky.social
I’ll be here watching movies, wake me when we’re dead https://letterboxd.com/jessew/
Expectations were high for the 2026 reimagining of a 1995 film that starred Clint Howard. Unfortunately those expectations were not met
I feel like I’ve heard enough from Emily Wilson for now. I didn’t sign up to audit her class
I vote for shitty moderate Democrats all the time in general elections. I do it because Republicans are demons from hell, not because I care about the opinions of people like this. But man is it annoying.
El-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
Interesting, how did the centrists do bsky.app/profile/poli...
Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Can’t believe the wide release movie this year that used generative AI was somehow not the Michael Jackson movie.
Idk man the more I see shit like this as the years go on I kinda think we deserve a lot of things
Every country does Patch Adams in its own unique way bsky.app/profile/phil...
Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
Age verification is surveillance by another name. They won’t stop until they’ve age-gated everything that transmits over the internet. Including your streaming and messages.
Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.
Nobody from Utah has any goddamned business telling me what I can scroll bsky.app/profile/404m...
Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.
If Eli Roth weren’t using AI at this point I’d actually be surprised
Not sure it’s been the best couple of years for ol’ QT variety.com/2026/film/ne...
‘Movies Aren’t Dead After All’: Sony Pictures Boss Tom Rothman on Historic ‘Spider-Man’ Box Office and Losing Tarantino’s Cliff Booth Sequel to Netflix
Sony chief Tom Rothman unpacks a historic weekend at the box office for "Spider-Man: Brand New Day."
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A murderer and a dipshit. (American Werewolf great movie) bsky.app/profile/16mm...
🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to John Landis, turning 76 today (August 3, 1950)! Well known for classic Horror/Sci-Fi films like "Schlock" (1973), "An American Werewolf in London" (1981), "Twilight Zone: The Movie" (1983), "Innocent Blood" (1992) & two episodes of the TV series "Masters of Horror" (2005/2006)!
“AI updates and IMPROVES 2001 A Space Odyssey” Get your nerd ass into the airlock
“The Odyssey was too loud” Ok this is the clearest data point yet for “most people go to the movies 3 times a year” lol
This joke reminded me I need to look up what year I need to have that first colonoscopy bsky.app/profile/prop...
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
Skinny Jonah Hill is basically misunderstanding the use of being a Jonah Hill, but if he’s happy it’s not my business
“Not everyone gets to see their father jerk off on screen. I did…in this.” - Cooper Hoffman 👑