Not hook up asking me if that was a picture of me when I was younger while pointing to a pic of my son
Woman Says 'Well Next Question, See Ya!'
ALT: Woman Says 'Well Next Question, See Ya!'
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Been feeling very chaotic and I’m just blindly blaming Mercury being in retrograde instead of self reflecting, don’t tell me if it isn’t
Snow White Padded Room
ALT: Snow White Padded Room
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Every time Apple Music decides to play Kim after a Slayyyter song this tweet pops in my head 💀
The morgue to Lindsey Graham’s sister:
Eli McCann@elimccann.bsky.social · 5d agoThis time on texts out of the blue for my husband.
Oh I know this mesh tank I ordered for Slayyyter is going to look like ass on me 😭😭😭
Quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses… Every picture I take I have sunglasses on so you can see the bags under my eyes and how red my eyes are
How many times have I had to play Deep Sea Diver today 🏝️
Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
ALT: Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
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Gave a cute man my smirk and wink and the airport and now we are texting 💅🏻
He coming over again so pray for me and bring cymbals
Eric@eem12.bsky.social · 3w agoThis man snoring in my bed post hook up 🙃🫠
Now why did my son just tell me he’s an ass man and why did I fist bump him and say same 🫠🥴
