I've been playing gregtech and it's really cool, but why does the guy who made it look like an 19th century industrialist version of my boss
Even though my data lines are fixed, I still don't feel the same since last night. My internal sensors are still so noisy it feels my abdominal hatch is filled with fuzz.
guuuuhhh.. last night was... I dont think ill everr be the same I need time to think..
Maintenance crew fixed me, but I can't do anything for the next while because I have to do a full sensor system recalibration; a shame (HELL YES). I will play Minecraft in the meantime, I've never played it myself but Robotnik liked playing a mod called "Greg-Tech"?, so I might try that.
guhhh *clutches abdominal hatch* I forgot that damage to my data lines causes pain
I know a party when I detect one. The up-tight higher-up badnik's opsec rules could never keep me from partying with bug. I'll just say I had a slight malfunction *severs telemetry line*
ever since Eggman got captured and Bug left, things have gotten a lot more... paranoid... around here. I saw one badnik get completely deconstructed while being searched for wiretaps.
holy shit, I got my internet connected to my untapped comms channel, I wonder if I can play with bug again :D
me n drip found this image on starlines hard drive wat dos it mean?????
One time I was loaned as a private bodyguard for an influential security contractor and he was given access to one of my comms channels for private calling. However, the line wasn't disconnected from monitoring, and an extra "private" call of his got leaked. He did not pursue that contract with us.
If anybody wants my patented #xpack come meet me behind the subway
guhhh... reprogramming is making me feel woozy, I think I'm gonna- *performs entire combat moveset within 3 seconds, the last second looking suspiciously like the club penguin dance*
I've been put on more neural network chip training assignments with the other badniks, again a lot of running into walls, but also trying to detect different badniks only using my sensors and the chips their connected too. I now lack the time to get "sick 360 noscopes" in Phantom Forces :(
was performing a demo and instead of following my pre-programmed moveset, I decided to trip and start flailing since that seemed to be all rage among other robots at the trade show
// fuuuck I just realized I should've numbered myself in hex, I could've been Egg Pawn 0xFF
I sniped Egg Pawn #193 while playing Phantom Forces with Moto Bug #00043 and they screamed loud as fuck; I could hear them from across the warehouse
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Robotnik has been having me help train his computer vision chip, which has pretty much only involved me repeatedly running into walls
one time tails accidentally figured out how to hack into us with his garage door opener because our comms channel used the same frequency as a standard garage remote
Everyone thinks the Eggman empire is evil and look I get it, we have pretty bad pr but like cmon Chevron is right there
Boston dynamics has got nothing on my sick moves *starts breakdancing*
dont expect much but i'll do it anyway.....only real badniks will like this post......
got switched off animal powerrrr rrrecently one thing they dont tell you is that YOU have to pay FOR YOUR OWN GAS The animals were basically frrree, just eat some grass drink some water and shit and its not like we CANT electrrrify things THE BUZZ BOMBERRRS HAVE BEEN SOLARR POWERRRD FOR YEARRS!!!
before Robotnik Industries' policy on AI, we tried to surprise Eggman with his own LLM named eggGPT but Cubot vibecoded it so it turned out to just be a chatgpt shell and it leaked the latest revision of the egg mobile
I was given the ability to run roblox so that Eggman could have something to do while waiting for Sonic. However, he never restricted my access, so I've become cracked at Phantom Forces
I think this is the end, Robotnik left Matlab open while he played Roblox on me, my ram sticks are on fire